Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Page #2

LOCATION:
No. Four Privet Drive – Harry’s room - night

RON:
Hiya, Harry!

HARRY:
Ron! Fred. George. What are you all doing here?

RON:
Rescuing you, of course. Now, come on. Get your trunk!...

RON:
You’d better stand back. Let’s go!

LOCATION:
No. Four Privet Drive – Mr. And Mrs. Dursley’s room - night

AUNT PETUNIA:
Oh!

UNCLE VERNON:
Now, what the hell’s he doing? Potter!

LOCATION:
No. Four Privet Drive – Upstairs hall - night

DUDLEY:
Dad! What’s going on?

LOCATION:
LOCATION: No. Four Privet Drive – outside Harry’s room - night

GEORGE:
Go, go, go, go!

DUDLEY:
Dad, hurry up!

RON:
Come on.

FRED:
Come on.

RON:
Come on, Harry! Hurry up!

UNCLE VERNON:
Petunia, he’s escaping!

HARRY:
Ahh- ahh!

RON:
I’ve got you Harry!

UNCLE VERNON:
Come here!

HARRY:
Let go of me!

UNCLE VERNON:
Oh no, boy! You and that bloody pigeon aren’t going anywhere!

HARRY:
Get off!

RON:
Drive!

FRED:
Right.

GEORGE:
Right!

UNCLE VERNON:
No! No! No! No! Aaaah!

AUNT PETUNIA & DUDLEY: Aaah!

DUDLEY:
Dad!

UNCLE VERNON:
Oh... Damn.

LOCATION:
Flying car - over Little Whinging, Surrey - night

RON:
By the way, Harry, Happy Birthday!

Scene 4:
The Burrow.

LOCATION:
The Burrow – exterior - morning

LOCATION:
The Burrow – Kitchen - morning

FRED:
Come on. Okay, come on. Shh! Shh! Ok, come on. Shh! Come on.

RON:
Do you think it’d be all right if we had some of this?

GEORGE:
Yeah, Mum would never know.

RON:
It’s not much, but it’s home.

HARRY:
I think it’s brilliant

MRS. WEASLEY:
Where have you been? Harry, how wonderful to see you dear. Beds

empty! No note! Car gone! You could have died! You could have been seen! Of

course, I don’t blame you, Harry dear.

RON:
They were starving him, Mum. There were bars on his window!

MRS. WEASLEY:
Well, you’d best hope that I don’t put bars on your window,

Ronald Weasley! Come on Harry, time for a spot of breakfast. Here we are

Harry. Now tuck in! That’s it. There we go.

GINNY:
Mum- Mummy, have you seen my jumper?

MRS. WEASLEY:
Yes dear. It was on the cat.

HARRY:
Hello. W-what did I do?

RON:
Ginny. She’s been talking about you all summer. A bit annoying really.

ARTHUR WEASLEY:
Morning, Weasleys.

FRED, GEORGE, RON: Morning, Dad.

MRS. WEASLEY:
Morning Arthur!

ARTHUR WEASLEY:
What a night. Nine raids. Nine!

HARRY:
Raids?

RON:
Dad works in the Ministry of Magic, in the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts

Office. Dad loves Muggles, thinks they’re fascinating.

ARTHUR WEASLEY:
Well now. Aah! And who are you?

HARRY:
Oh, sorry sir. I’m Harry, sir, Harry Potter.

ARTHUR WEASLEY:
Good Lord! Are you really? Well, Ron’s told us all about you,

of course. When did he get here?

MRS. WEASLEY:
This morning. Your sons flew that enchanted car of yours to

Surrey and back last night.

ARTHUR WEASLEY:
Did you really? How’d it go? Did you—

FRED, GEORGE, RON, HARRY: Oh, it...

MRS. WEASLEY:
Arthur!

ARTHUR WEASLEY:
I mean...that was very wrong, indeed, boys. Very wrong of

you. Now, Harry, you must know all about Muggles. Tell me, what exactly is

the function of a rubber duck?

HARRY:
Oh, umm...

MRS. WEASLEY:
Well, that’ll be Errol with the post. Oh, fetch it will you

Percy, please?

PERCY:
Errol...

RON:
He’s always doing that.

PERCY:
Oh look, it’s our Hogwarts letters. And they’ve sent us Harry’s as

well.

ARTHUR WEASLEY:
Dumbledore must know you’re here, Harry. Doesn’t miss a

trick, that man.

MRS. WEASLEY:
Oh, no.

FRED:
This lot won’t come cheap, Mum. The spell books alone are very

expensive.

MRS. WEASLEY:
We’ll manage. There’s only one place we’re going to get all of

this. Diagon Alley.

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