Harry and Walter Go to New York

Synopsis: Two hopelessly-out-of-their-class conmen attempt to pull off the largest bank heist of the 19th century. They gain the enmity of the most famous bank robber in the world and the affection of a crusading newspaperwoman.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Mark Rydell
Production: Columbia Pictures
Rotten Tomatoes:
115 min

Oh, very well.

She ain't gonna guess that.

Oh, great woman of the east.

What is it now

that I hold in my hand?

- Oy-y-y-y! Spirits. Come down.

- Arrest them, officers!

Please, please, please,

the madame needs complete silence.

- Sha! Sha!

- Hold on a minute.

I walked in here with $30,

and I walked out with 20.

These chiselers stole

ten dollars out of my wallet!

Officers, if you don't mind. Would you

please, please keep this man quiet?

- He's disturbing the spirits.

- Hey, wait a minute!

Some of my money's missing!

Excuse me! I can clear this

confusion immediately.

- Where were you sitting, sir?

- Right here.

Right here. I'm sure that if you look

under your seat

you will find exactly what it is

that you are missing.

Please, if everyone would look

directly under their seats,

I'm sure we can clear up

this confusion.

Way under.

And run, Walter!

- Hey! Hey!

- And help me find the missing money.

Harry, you promised.

You promised!

My father, the sheikh,

will have you trampled by camels!

I never saw that man before in my life.

He's not a prince.

- You're stepping on my dress.

- We're gonna get through early tonight.

All right,

let's move it!

Let's move up these steps here.

Come on. Come on!

Keep it going.

Let's go.

Come on. Get off of there.

Let's go.

Harry, I just want you to know how much I

appreciate everything you've done for me.

- That's all right.

- It's not all right, Harry!

Shut up, both of ya.

Come on, that means move!

Here he comes!

Good morning, everybody!

Good morning, good morning.

Good morning.

Thank you all so much for coming out

to see me. I do appreciate this.

Hey, Adam! How many safes

have you blown?

Obviously one too many,

or I wouldn't be here, would I?

- That's Adam Worth!

- Who?

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John Byrum

John Byrum (born March 14, 1947) is an American film director and writer known for The Razor's Edge, Heart Beat, Duets and Inserts. more…

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