Harry and Walter Go to New York Page #2

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- Adam Worth.

- Thank you for coming along to see me.

Hello, little lady. Let me give you

an autograph here. There we are.

What a pretty hat you have there.

Hello, sunshine.

Good morning, darling.

I'm overwhelmed by the reception.

- Would you like a picture, sir?

- Yes, sir.

Stand back. Put the flag down.

Here we are.

Mr. Worth, I'm Warden Durgom.

Quiet, please. Quiet.

- Who are you?

- Warden Durgom, sir.

How courteous of you

to welcome me personally.

As soon as I'm settled in,

we'll have a chat.

If you'll excuse me

for a moment.

Good-bye, ladies.

I'll see you all again...

The moment that visiting

privileges...

Move back.

Give her some air.

...can be arranged.

The trouble with you and me, Walter,

is that we're thinking too small.

The only trouble with you and me, Harry,

happens to be you.

- Good-bye, Leary.

- Me? Oh.

All right, you two loudmouths.

Out of line.

- Oh, we weren't saying

- Move it! Out of line!

My advice is just not to mix

with the general population.

- Come right this way, please.

- Warden.

Get back! Hey!

Trouble. He almost got us that time.

We gotta be very careful on this ward.

No kindness can you extend at all.

Give 'em an inch, and they take a foot.

Nickel-and-dimers,

like I told you before.

Just step this way,

and everything'll be okay.

Good morning.

Walter, today could be

the luckiest day in our lives. Believe me.

How do you do it, Adam?

It must be extremely difficult

for you here.

Difficult?

It's an absolute nightmare.

My silver lobster forks have gone.

The mildew on the walls

is destroying my draperies.

And I haven't once bathed in

truly hot water since I arrived here.

- Would you like a cigar, sir?

- Oh, thank you.

Try the, uh, quail eggs,

Jack.

And something has got to be done about

the noise from that damned nitro detail...

in the rock quarry!

- More brandy, Warden?

- Thank you, no, sir.

I have pressing duties

at the gate.

The eats

was magnificent.

I particularly was taken

with those... little chickens.

Mr. Chatsworth,

it was nice to meet you, sir.

It was likewise.

Excuse me, sir.

Would you care for us

to clear the dishes now?

Later, Harold.

Right now, Mr. Chatsworth and I

would appreciate a bit of privacy.

Come back in an hour.

Did you try the quail eggs,

Jack?

Uh, excuse me, sir.

Would that be in the icehouse

with the wine, sir?

Would what be in the icehouse

with the wine?

Privacy, sir.

Good-bye, Harold.

Right.

Walter.

I thought they'd make a nice

change from the gulls' eggs.

They're so large.

Just Just try one.

This is for later,

Mr. Worth.

Good-bye, Walter.

Adam,

where'd you find those two oafs?

Oh, they're not oafs, Jack.

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