Harold and Maude Page #4
- PG
- Year:
- 1971
- 91 min
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Mrs. Chasen opens the front door and is saying farewell to
two lady friends, the same kind of chic sophisticates as
she is. Just then a hearse pulls into the driveway,
passes them, and parks by the garage. The two women are
somewhat stunned. Harold gets out of the hearse and goes
into the backyard. The two women look to Mrs. Chasen for
some explanation. Mrs. Chasen smiles lamely.
26INT. CHASEN'S DEN - DAY
Mrs. Chasen is addressing a seated and mute Harold.
MRS. CHASEN
Why you purchased that monstrous
thing is totally beyond me. You
can have any car you want - a Porsche,
a Jaguar, a nice little MG roadster
- but that ugly, black horror is an
eyesore and an embarrassment.
Really, Harold, you are no longer
a child. It's time for you to
settle down and stop flitting away
theatrics - your little
"divertissements" - no matter how
psychologically purging they may
be. I don't know what to do.
27INSERT - CLOSEUP OF UNCLE VICTOR - LEFT PROFILE
UNCLE VICTOR:
I'd put him in the Army, Helen.
28INT. CHASEN'S DEN - DAY
Mrs. Chasen continues.
MRS. CHASEN
Go have a talk with your Uncle
Victor. Perhaps he can fathom you.
After all, he was General Bradley's
right hand man.
29INT. VICTOR'S OFFICE - DAY
UNCLE VICTOR, a bluff, hearty, totally military man, is a
one star general with an amputated right arm. Harold sits
before him.
UNCLE VICTOR:
Harold, your mother has briefed me
on your situation and there is no
doubt in my mind of the requisite
necessary action. If it was up to
me I'd process your file and ship
you off to boot camp tomorrow.
Your mother, however, is adamant.
She does not want you in the Army
and insists on my holding on to
your draft records. But what do
you say, Harold?
(he begins a
selling job)
It's a great life. Action! Adventure!
Advising. See war - firsthand! Plenty
of slant-eyed girls. It will make a
man out of you, Harold. You'll travel
the world. Put on the uniform and
take on a man's job. Walk tall! -
with a glint in your eye, a spring
in your step, and the knowledge in
your heart that you are -
(he gestures to a
poster of bullet-
blazing Marines)
- working for peace, and - are
serving your country.
He stops before a poster of Nathan Hale with a noose about
his neck.
UNCLE VICTOR:
(continuing)
Like Nathan Hale. That's what this
country needs - more Nathan Hales.
He pulls his lanyard, activating some weird mechanism which
snaps up his empty sleeve into a natty salute. A pause.
The sleeve smartly refolds and he turns to Harold.
UNCLE VICTOR:
(softly)
And, Harold, I think I can see a
little Nathan Hale in you.
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