Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle Page #2

ever made in this apartment

goes to... Harold Lee.

Come on down, man.

Take a bow.

Shut up, man.

It's a classic.

It's a very beautiful story

about someone

who feels unnoticed,

unappreciated, unloved, you know?

- Turn it.

- It's a good one, though.

Homo.

Come on. Dude.

Just take one hit.

Don't you wanna be cool?

Hey. Man.

What are you doin'?

I'm so high!

Nothing can hurt me.

No!

- Marijuana kills.

- I love that sh*t.

We're so high right now.

We're not low.

Dude, I don't know about you,

but I'm f***in' hungry as balls.

No sh*t, dude.

Let's eat.

No, I don't feel

like delivery tonight.

- What about KFC?

- We've been there too many times.

I want something

we haven't had in a while.

Something different,

something that'll really hit the spot.

I want the perfect food.

Are you hungry?

Then come to White Castle

and try our Slyder Special...

Six burgers. Fries.

And a soft drink for only $2.99.

Imagine all those burgers

in your stomach right now.

Don't you like food

that's tasty and delicious?

I do.

Then what are you waiting for?

Head over to White Castle.

It's what you crave.

You sure you know

how to get there?

I haven't been

to White Castle in ages.

Dude, I'm telling you, there's one right by

that multiplex in New Brunswick.

Nice.

- Rosenberg!

- Goldstein!

Yo, Manny and Shevitz, get up.

We're going to White Castle.

No, we're watching

The Gift on HBO.

No, no, no.

No watching. We're starving.

Hey, put that back.

No eating until we get

to White Castle. Let's roll.

Sorry, kids,

we ain't going nowhere.

Supposedly Katie Holmes

shows her titties in this movie.

Is that all you Jews

ever think about... tits?

Katie Holmes is a nice,

respectable, wholesome girl.

And I'm gonna see her b*obs.

The things I would eat

out of her ass... you have no idea!

That is

a completely vulgar statement.

So is "I want to bang Britney Spears

on the bathroom floor."

But it's true.

Touche.

Hey, listen, if...

I think Kumar's a faygele.

They're totally gay for each other.

- Hey, you wanna suck on this?

- Uh-huh.

What the hell are you

bringing your bag for?

Try to get some work done

in the car.

- Here, you're driving.

- Sh*t, I forgot my cell phone.

You wanna run back and get it?

No, we've gone too far.

Hey, there's your girlfriend.

You gonna talk to her this time,

or are you gonna be

a Vagina McGinastein about it?

What the hell are you doing?

You could've asked her if she wanted

to come to White Castle with us.

- Hold the elevator. Wait!

- Hey, how are...

You're worthless.

I'm not worthwhile.

Just f***ing talk to her once.

It won't be weird anymore.

Look, it doesn't matter.

The only girls who are interested in me

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