Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay Page #2

Synopsis: The morning they return from their White Castle road trip, Harold and Kumar decide to go to Amsterdam because Harold doesn't want to wait ten days to see Maria again. On the plane, Kumar lights up his new bong, the air marshals think it's a bomb, and Harold and Kumar are arrested as terrorists and sent to Guantanamo Bay. Ordered to fellate a guard, they manage to escape, make their way to Florida, and head for Texas to find Kumar's ex-girlfriend's fiancé, the well-connected Colton, and get him to intercede with Washington on their behalf. Kumar still has a thing for Vanessa, the feds are in hot pursuit, and the legal weed of Amsterdam seems a long way away.
Genre: Adventure, Comedy
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
  1 win & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.6
Metacritic:
57
Rotten Tomatoes:
52%
R
Year:
2008
104 min
$38,087,366
Website
1,346 Views


Hey, I ran into Todd,

at Whitaker's, of course.

He told me you got a job

working for the government.

Yeah! Yeah, President Bush and my dad

were in the same fraternity.

- Oh, that's right.

- Oh, Jesus.

Yeah, yeah, when he gave my dad that

appointment at the Defense Department...

- I became his right-hand man.

- Douche.

The President's supposed to be

at our wedding...

- but you know how busy he is.

- Yeah.

Sounds like an incredible job, man.

Hey, you really got

some major connections to the top.

If you ever need anything, I'm your man.

- Thank you so much, buddy.

- Anytime.

This guy's the best.

- So, sweetheart, we should get going.

- Yes.

- Good to see you guys again.

- Congratulations again.

- Thank you. Take care, thank you.

- It's so nice.

- Bye.

- Bye.

Dude, I can't believe

they're getting married.

We've only been broken up two years.

Plus that dude has date-rape face.

I don't even know what that is.

One who possesses

the face of a date rapist.

Right. Listen...

I'm sorry, bro.

But we are going to Amsterdam.

Come on.

This is true. This is true, Roldy.

# Ooh wee #

- Man, this is so not like me.

- Yeah.

It's like I'm a whole new Harold.

Better, faster, stronger.

Nice.

Man, I've never used a sick day before.

I'm taking a whole week off

from work here, man.

And in less than eight hours,

we're gonna be in Amsterdam.

- This is nuts. This is nuts.

- I know, dude.

It's gonna be exactly like Euro Trlp,

only it's not gonna suck.

- It's gonna be awesome.

- It's not not gonna be awesome.

Dude. Dude, this chick's giving me

such a boner, it's awesome.

Thank you. You ruined the moment.

She's all yours, buddy.

- You wanna pause it?

- I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

No, that's...

Enjoy.

Just a minute.

Fuc...

Hey, hey.

Let me in.

What are you doing?

I'm taking a piss, a**hole!

- Yeah.

- Yo!

I'm not joining

the mile-high club with you.

What about the really high club?

- Are you retarded?

- No.

You brought weed

on the f***ing airplane?

- Yep.

- What the f***?

Wait a second. You were giving

that security guard sh*t.

Yeah. How else was I

supposed to get past him?

By not bringing drugs on an airplane?

- Look... What are you doing? What is this?

- You'll see.

Harold Lee, I would like to introduce you

to an invention of mine.

Meet the smokeless bong.

- You made this?

- You know, I did.

When you were slaving away at work...

I was actually being

a productive member of society.

- Yeah, that's really productive.

- Let me show you how it works.

So you take a little weed...

put it in the bowl right here and

light it just like a normal bong, OK?

Now here's the truly genius part.

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Jon Hurwitz

Jonathan Benjamin Hurwitz (born November 15, 1977) is an American screenwriter, director, and producer. more…

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