Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay

Synopsis: The morning they return from their White Castle road trip, Harold and Kumar decide to go to Amsterdam because Harold doesn't want to wait ten days to see Maria again. On the plane, Kumar lights up his new bong, the air marshals think it's a bomb, and Harold and Kumar are arrested as terrorists and sent to Guantanamo Bay. Ordered to fellate a guard, they manage to escape, make their way to Florida, and head for Texas to find Kumar's ex-girlfriend's fiancé, the well-connected Colton, and get him to intercede with Washington on their behalf. Kumar still has a thing for Vanessa, the feds are in hot pursuit, and the legal weed of Amsterdam seems a long way away.
Genre: Adventure, Comedy
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
  1 win & 1 nomination.
Rotten Tomatoes:
104 min

because I'm a minority.

This is textbook racial profiling...

and I'd be more than happy

to call the ACLU or the government...

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Sorry for the inconvenience, sir.

- You can move along.

- I appreciate it. Thanks, Matt Perry.

Hey, what are you doing?

What do you mean, what am I doing?

He called me Matthew Perry.

Well, you look like Matthew Perry.

- He's white!

- So what?

Why does everything have to become

a huge argument with you, man?

'Cause this is America, dude...

and as long as I have my freedom

of speech, no one's gonna shut me up.



- Vanessa.

- Oh, my God!

- Good to see you.

- So good to see you. L...

- Hi. Hey.

- Hey.


God, it's been forever.

What are you guys doing?

We're actually on our way

to Amsterdam.

- Amsterdam?

- Yeah.

Well, you guys haven't changed.

You have. You look amazing.

Your hair is diff...

- Doesn't she look amazing?

- Yeah.

Yeah, you look great.

You look awesome. Sorry.

What am I even saying?

You look different and...

- Kumar Patel, you're flustered.

- Little bit.

So, what's up with you? You still dating

the Abercrombie-wearing douchebag?

Actually, it's Brooks Brothers.

Colton! How are you, buddy?

- Good to see ya.

- Good to see you.

And we're not dating anymore.

No. We... are getting married.

Congratulations, you guys.

- You're f***ing getting married?

- Yeah.

- When?

- Next week.

It's going to be a perfect day.

I mean, that's assuming we get

those Stargazer lilies for the bouquets.

This florist has been

a complete nightmare.

F***ing a**holes.

Colton's practically planning

the whole wedding all by himself.

So, Rold, Brewster Keegan letting you

off the leash for a little vay-cay?

I own that place now, Colton.

Thank you so much for the hook-up.

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Jon Hurwitz

Jonathan Benjamin Hurwitz (born November 15, 1977) is an American screenwriter, director, and producer. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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