Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man Page #2

They turned Burbank

into a goddamn international airport.

So come on, stop the world

Stop the world

'Cause this is where I get off

- Well, you can all carry on

- Stop the world...

Sh*t.

Son of a b*tch.

You're a God damn mess, Marlboro.

You need a new pair of boots

and a new bike.

Lay off my boots.

But you're right about

this rice-grinding horse.

Sh*t. Piece of sh*t.

I ought to give it a bullet

and put it out of its misery.

God damn, Harley.

If you were shooting for sh*t,

you wouldn't even get a whiff.

Hey.

Happy birthday.

You son of a b*tch.

I almost forgot.

.44 Mag Desert Eagle.

Eight in the clip. One in the pipe.

That's nice, man.

- Thanks.

- How's it feel to be an old man?

Older the bull, the stiffer the horn.

You gotta squeeze the trigger, Harley.

Don't yank it. It's not your dick.

Squeeze it.

All the tears inside

What an ache it will bring...

God, I love this place.

And I will wander home

To a telephone

That forgot how to ring

I could say you'll soon be back, dear

To fool the whole town may be smart

I'll tell them you'll soon be back, dear

But what can I tell my heart?

Hey, old man, half-time's over.

You got a restaurant to run.

Man alive, Harley.

So good to see you.

And I'm gonna regret it. I always do.

Yeah. Who are the suits?

Go back to wherever

it is you ran off to.

I can't do that.

I got some unfinished business.

Some business is better left unfinished.

...all the tears inside

What an ache...

Not this business.

I'll see you around.

Then I'll wander home

To a telephone

Oh, that forgot how to ring

I could say you'll soon be back, dear

Mmm

To fool the whole town may be smart

I could say you'll soon be back, dear

Oh

But what will I tell my heart?

Oh, whoa, whoa...

You got a death wish?

Huh. Better leave

that one alone, Harley.

Nah, you don't think Jack's

still pissed off, do you?

Pissed off at ya?

Nah.

He wants to kill ya.

Hey, what's happening, Jose?

Look what the cat drug in.

Hey, qu pasa, amigo?

How you doing? Good to see you.

He says didn't think

you were ever coming back.

Chomping at the bit for some action.

Hey, hey, man, me and you

are gonna rock and roll, brother.

Jimmy and, uh, Jack here?

Said he doesn't think you should go in.

If you do, you're dead.

I knew that you were not alone...

It's better to be dead and cool

than alive and uncool.

$100! What you got?!

What you got?! $200! $200!

200 on Jack! Yeah! Place your bets!

200 on Jack! 200 on Jack!

Well, God damn.

Does he look like he's gotten bigger?

Maybe a little.

The book is closed!

It is time for the main event!

Get set, gentlemen.

Now I only ask one thing back here!

And that is two things...

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