Happythankyoumoreplease Page #3

Synopsis: Six New Yorkers juggle love, friendship, and the keenly challenging specter of adulthood. Sam Wexler is a struggling writer who's having a particularly bad day. When a young boy gets separated from his family on the subway, Sam makes the questionable decision to bring the child back to his apartment and thus begins a rewarding, yet complicated, friendship. Sam's life revolves around his friends-Annie, whose self-image keeps her from commitment; Charlie and Mary Catherine, a couple whose possible move to Los Angeles tests their relationship; and Mississippi, a cabaret singer who catches Sam's eye.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Josh Radnor
Production: Hannover House
  1 win & 3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.8
Metacritic:
45
Rotten Tomatoes:
40%
R
Year:
2010
100 min
$215,576
Website
413 Views


It's actually just

an excuse to get drunk

with the people that I love.

So as a little extra dash of fun,

whenever anyone says...

oh I don't know..."follicle,"

we could all drink.

- (laughter)

- Follicle!

(all cheering)

Okay, now the first thing

most people notice about me

is that I am hot.

- Man:
Whoo!

- Yes! That is correct.

I am superhot.

I am also, in addition

to being superdrunk, hairless.

And unlike some of the hot

gay men here, I do not wax.

I have a very awesome

autoimmune disorder

that we're all going

to learn about right now.

The word "alopecia"

comes from the Greek...

- (cell phone ringing)

- (people giggling)

Uh, could everyone please

turn off their cell phones?

- I'm really sorry.

- Annie:
What?

- I am so so so sorry.

- What? That is so rude.

- (thumps)

- (laughter)

I need a drink.

Follicle.

Crowd:
Whoo!

- Hey.

- Charlie:
Oh my God, baby,

I wish you were here

with me right now.

I got Dave's jeep

and I'm driving on the PCH

and the sun is about to set.

It is f***ing unbelievable!

- How's Dave doing?

- Dave is amazing!

You know I haven't encountered

a single mosquito since I've been here?

It's like a no-mosquito zone.

They're outlawed or something.

Charlie, come home right now.

I miss you.

Huh? Oh, baby,

you're breaking up.

Charlie? Charlie?

Annie:

No, one more fun fact.

- Wait, is everyone having fun?

- Crowd:
Yeah! Whoo!

...how much things cost.

- Every time.

- Hey, thanks.

- Bye. Thanks for coming.

- Great party.

- Both:
Mwah!

I never noticed

you didn't have hair.

- Really? I never mentioned it?

- No.

- Love you.

- Love you too.

#Remind me again

just what you were saying #

#When you walked in the room

when the music was playing #

#When I was lost too #

#But in my own thoughts

and I could not find you #

#Tell me your story,

I'm listening this time #

- # I can get us some glasses... #

- Thanks.

#And a bottle of wine #

#We can sit on the carpet #

#Sit on the table

or sit on the moon #

#You can reach for my hand,

you can say what you like #

#Or just what you can't stand #

- # Be a boy or a little old man... #

- (sighs)

#Be what you want,

even nothing... #

- Say cheese.

- (camera shutter clicks)

Ah.

(laughs)

Don't worry.

I'll destroy that.

Here, let me try this.

(grunts)

There.

Did you have a rough night?

I got a question.

Um... why aren't we better friends?

Um, I wasn't aware

we were friends.

Oh, I... I think we would

get along really well.

Well...

my best friend's name

is Sam, Sam.

I mean, seriously,

how many Sams

can a girl have in her life?

Well, you can call me Sam 2.

(laughs)

Sounds like a sequel.

(dramatic voice)

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Josh Radnor

Joshua Radnor is an American actor, filmmaker and musician. He is best known for portraying Ted Mosby on the popular Emmy Award-winning CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother. He made his writing and directorial debut with the 2010 comedy drama film Happythankyoumoreplease, for which he won the Sundance Film Festival Audience Award and was nominated for the Grand Jury Prize. In 2012, he wrote, directed and starred in his second film, Liberal Arts, which premiered at the 2012 Sundance Film Festival. In 2014, Radnor portrayed Isaac in the Broadway play Disgraced, which earned a Tony Award for Best Play nomination. He then starred as Dr. Jedediah Foster on the PBS American Civil War drama series Mercy Street and as Lou Mazzuchelli in the musical series Rise. more…

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