Happythankyoumoreplease Page #3
It's actually just
an excuse to get drunk
with the people that I love.
So as a little extra dash of fun,
whenever anyone says...
oh I don't know..."follicle,"
we could all drink.
- (laughter)
- Follicle!
(all cheering)
Okay, now the first thing
is that I am hot.
- Man:
Whoo!- Yes! That is correct.
I am superhot.
I am also, in addition
to being superdrunk, hairless.
And unlike some of the hot
gay men here, I do not wax.
I have a very awesome
autoimmune disorder
that we're all going
The word "alopecia"
comes from the Greek...
- (cell phone ringing)
- (people giggling)
turn off their cell phones?
- I'm really sorry.
- Annie:
What?- I am so so so sorry.
- What? That is so rude.
- (thumps)
- (laughter)
I need a drink.
Follicle.
Crowd:
Whoo!- Hey.
- Charlie:
Oh my God, baby,I wish you were here
with me right now.
I got Dave's jeep
and I'm driving on the PCH
and the sun is about to set.
It is f***ing unbelievable!
- How's Dave doing?
- Dave is amazing!
You know I haven't encountered
a single mosquito since I've been here?
It's like a no-mosquito zone.
They're outlawed or something.
Charlie, come home right now.
I miss you.
Huh? Oh, baby,
you're breaking up.
Charlie? Charlie?
Annie:
No, one more fun fact.
- Wait, is everyone having fun?
- Crowd:
Yeah! Whoo!...how much things cost.
- Every time.
- Hey, thanks.
- Bye. Thanks for coming.
- Great party.
- Both:
Mwah!I never noticed
you didn't have hair.
- Really? I never mentioned it?
- No.
- Love you.
- Love you too.
#Remind me again
just what you were saying #
#When you walked in the room
#When I was lost too #
#But in my own thoughts
and I could not find you #
#Tell me your story,
I'm listening this time #
- # I can get us some glasses... #
- Thanks.
#And a bottle of wine #
#We can sit on the carpet #
#Sit on the table
or sit on the moon #
#You can reach for my hand,
you can say what you like #
#Or just what you can't stand #
- # Be a boy or a little old man... #
- (sighs)
#Be what you want,
even nothing... #
- Say cheese.
- (camera shutter clicks)
Ah.
(laughs)
Don't worry.
I'll destroy that.
Here, let me try this.
(grunts)
There.
Did you have a rough night?
I got a question.
Um... why aren't we better friends?
Um, I wasn't aware
we were friends.
Oh, I... I think we would
Well...
my best friend's name
is Sam, Sam.
I mean, seriously,
how many Sams
can a girl have in her life?
Well, you can call me Sam 2.
(laughs)
Sounds like a sequel.
(dramatic voice)
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