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like Big Brother, Big Sister

kind of thing, you know?

- That's great. Good for you.

- Yeah yeah.

Good deeds.

Good deeds.

It's nice to know there are still

good men in the world.

- They're hard to find.

- That's what Flannery said, right?

- So, uh, what's your name?

- Mississippi.

- That's your real name?

- It's what everyone calls me.

I'm assuming it's also

where you're from?

Yes, sir.

Wow, what are the odds

of that, right?

(both laugh)

So great.

You're... you're here a lot?

Sadly, yes.

Okay, that's enough.

Say thank you for the water.

- Thank you for the water.

- Oh, look at that.

You're welcome.

Great, so we're going to...

we gotta...

(clicks tongue)

But... come on.

It was great meeting you.

I'll come back here

and, you know,

drink your alcohol

at some point.

- That'd be nice.

- Great.

- I'm Sam.

- Hi, Sam.

(folk music playing)

- Sam:
You hungry?

- Yeah.

All right.

Let's get a little snack.

Then we'll get you back home.

#Hobos and tacos

and broken down Hondas... #

- Why can't I stay here?

- You can't stay here.

- Why not?

- Because you can't.

- Why can't I?

- Because I said so.

- I wanna stay here.

- You've made that very clear.

You can't stay here.

- Please?

- No.

- Please?

- No.

- Please?

- No.

- Please?

- No.

- I really wanna stay here.

- Ahh.

- We'll have fun.

- I can't hear you.

- Please?

- I can't hear you.

- Please?

- I can't hear you.

#Palm trees, exposed knees,

I punched Mickey Rourke #

#But I miss New York. #

(car horn honks)

F***!

Don't swear.

Let's go.

(muffled music playing)

Look at the time.

Oh, early meaning late.

- I am so sorry.

- I forgive you. Get in here.

Wait, this is Rasheen.

Oh. Okay.

- Hi, Rasheen. I'm Annie.

- Hi.

You'll explain later?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

Oh, how was the meeting?

Okay, we'll talk.

Go get drunk.

None for the kid.

- Man:
Hey, Sam.

- Hey, what's up?

- Hey.

- Hi.

- Can I have a cookie?

- Dude, it's a party.

You can have, like, 10 cookies.

Go crazy.

- Hey.

- Hi.

- What the f***?

- Come on. Child.

Rasheen, this is my cousin

Mary Catherine.

We're not really cousins.

Parents... best friends.

Look, he's riveted.

What's going on?

I'm just... you know,

I'm looking after him for a while.

And you thought,

"I know what kids love...

alopecia awareness parties."

Kind of.

How are you?

- Horrible.

- Nice. Where's Charlie?

He's in LA.

He's back tomorrow.

- I like that Charlie.

- So do I. I'm a mess without him.

This is fishy. Why do you have

a small child with you, Sam?

We're going to mingle.

It was great to see you.

I'm calling you tomorrow.

Annie:
Okay, I promise

this won't take long.

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