Happy New Year

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Team Korea, that was flawless!

This is the final word

in the world of dance

The Videocon.

WORLD DANCE CHAMPIONSHIP!

Team India?

Has anyone seen Team India?

Now with 1 act to go!

The last act by a team that...

...came here with Zero expectations.

Although this team has now...

...won a billion hearts,

the world over!

Astounding everyone by

reaching the Finals of WDC...

...this team is..

Team Indiaaaa!

Guys!

Team India is missing!

Black-White,

Rich-Poor,

Friends-Strangers..

It's all irrelevant.

Actually, there are just

Two kinds of people in the World

Winners...

...and Losers!

And today 6 losers are awaited

on the biggest stage...

...6 losers who didn't come here

for this applause in the first place.

It was I who got them here

from the hazy streets of anonymity.

little knowing what

fate had in store for us.

Fate!

Fate is a bloody fickle thing -

changes sides anytime!

C'mon!

C'mon!

C'mon!

Come on, Charlie!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

1...

Get up Charlie!

2...

Yeahhh!

Hit! Hit!

Hit the gong!

Yeah..

Huh!

Charlie this Bald Bob...

...is beating the hell out of you!

Ah what can I say?

It's an occupational Hazard.

But that tree trunk

is thrashing you mercilessly!

How on earth are

you enduring such pain?

Who's getting thrashed to endure?

I get thrashed...

...so that I can come here everyday...

...get beaten up everyday...

...manipulate the odds everyday.

Charlie...

You have fixed this fight?

You have taken money to lose?

From Whom?

Charlie!

Charlie!

Charlie!

Charlie!

From Mr. Motwani?

He is a really dangerous guy!

Hurry up and go Charlie..

And Fall quickly!

Be careful Charlie.

Lose and come Tiger!

Don't worry...

Charlie.

I'll handle it.

Hey..

Fall Dammit!

Everyone's watching..

Try harder, like you mean it.

You want to get thrashed...

...for all your money's worth eh?

A thief's son...

Come on, Charlie.

...and such honesty?

You do know that

everyone here knows...

...that your father was a thief.

A thief's son!

Thief!

Thief!

Thief!

Thief!

Thief!

What the hell have you done, Charlie?

If Bob doesn't get up...

...you will never be able to

fight here again. You know that right?

Bob get up...

He won't get up.

Won't get up?

Which means you..

Ehhh...

Charlie!

I'm Charlie

Real name:
Chandramohan

Manohar Sharma.

A topper from Boston University..

But a loser by Fate.

To earn an honest buck

in this city for me had...

...not only become difficult,

it had become impossible.

Why?

That's a long Story!

The Pretigious Diamond Company,

'Shimmer Diamonds'...

...is shifting an extremely rare

collection of diamonds for an exhibition...

...from Pretoria to Antwerp.

The security of these priceless

diamonds has been given...

...to the world-renowned

security firm...

...Shalimar International!

So now the custodian of these diamonds,

is the Owner of Shalimar International...

...Mr. Charan Grover.

Lets take a quick look at

the ongoing live press conference.

Thank you... Thank you everybody!

Is it true that these diamonds...

...are coming to Dubai for a night?

Before they reach Antwerp,

on Christmas Eve,

just for one night...

... these diamonds will

be kept here at the Atlantis,

in the Shalimar.

Private Collectors

in the Grey Market...

... have estimated these Diamonds

to be worth about 50 million dollars.

Its too less...

...how can one put a value...

...on 9 priceless diamonds

of the Mughal Dynasty?

And the same night,

the opening ceremony of the..

..World Dance Championship

is also being held here right?

Absolutely, Shimmer Diamonds has...

...graciously sponsored the World

Dance Championship Trophy this year.

This time around, the trophy

has been made in solid Gold.

In fact, the copies of these

very diamonds have been set in it.

The trophy itself is worth

over a quarter of a million dollars.

So you see,

it's a win-win situation for all.

Thank you ladies and gentlemen.

It's now Time to go get Jag.

Roll sound.

Ha Ha Hee Hee, shot 1, take 1.

Action!

Cut.. cut.. cut.. cut!

Who is the stupid bomb guy?

He's bursting the wrong bomb

at the wrong time at the wrong place...

You go call him.

You go call him & get him here!

Aye Jag!

Aye Jag!

Jag! Captain Jagmohan Prakash.

Ex Bomb squad.

You Deaf Mule!

A soldier gives his

years to his country,

Jag gave his ear.

The director is calling!

What's written in this?

What's written in this?

Its written that when

the lady gyrates her hips,

then the blast should happen...

The hips gyrated,

but the colorful blasts were wrong!

What's the matter Mr. Director?

What's the matter Mr. Director?

I've been telling you since morning..

Oh, oh, open shirt,

6 pack abs, dard-e-disco look?

On my set?

This is unacceptable.

I've been teaching you since morning,

Bomb 2-3-4, Bomb 2-3-4...

...Bomb 2-3-4.

That's what I did

Bomb 2-3, Bomb 2-3

Where the hell did 4 go?

On a holiday?

What sir?

- What sir?

Are you freaking mad?

Huh?

Did your mother drop you

on you head when you were a kid,

that you don't understand anything?

Lunatic Son,

Lunatic Mother!

Its essential that

you know 2 things about

One:
Jag Worships his mother.

Two:
Jag gets really pissed off ...

...when someone insults his mother.

Lunatic mother!

Director Sir!

Don't say anything about my mother!

Why? Is your mom

the great Mother India?

I'm warning you I may hit you.

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