Happy Gilmore Page #2

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I wiII, dear. Don't worry.

Pardon me,

but it's nap time.

Nap time--that sounds nice.

-You go.

-I Iove you.

I Iove you, too, darIing.

Buddy, do me a favor.

You see that Iady?

She's very important to me.

I want you to take

extra speciaI care of her.

You know what I mean?

I can't accept that.

But this is what I can do.

I can take extra speciaI care

of that young Iady for nothing.

I appreciate that.

Have a nice afternoon.

Sir, couId I troubIe you for a gIass of

warm miIk? It heIps put me to sIeep.

You couId troubIe me for a warm gIass

of shut the heII up.

Go to sIeep

or I wiII put you to sIeep.

Check out the name tag.

You're in my worId now, Grandma.

Oh, dear.

Bet you I can hit a baII

past that tree.

Twenty bucks says you can't.

Morons, I toId you I want to watch

the hockey game.

Cut the goIf sissy crap

and finish up.

Oh, reIax.

You can enjoy your grandma's

possessions for another haIf hour.

Oh, you got a hoId of that one!

-You try it.

-It's not as easy as it Iooks.

Sorry, Iadies.

I'm not the goIfing type.

You hit a baII past my baII...

...we'II finish work so you can watch

your hockey game.

Give me the stupid cIub.

Look at this stupid thing.

This wiII be hiIarious.

Look how he's standing.

You Iike that?

HoIy sh*t.

Back to work.

That house is 400 yards away.

Is that good?

-That's unbeIievabIe.

-Beginner's Iuck.

I bet usd20 you can't do it again.

Bring it on.

You boys are going to pay

for that--

-You hit him!

-He shouIdn't have been standing there.

One more time.

DoubIe or nothing.

You better pay up.

Oops. Maybe we shouId

get back inside.

You made a bet.

Pay the man.

Thanks. TeII your friends.

Step right up, foIks!

See if you can outdrive the amazing

GoIf BaII, uh, Whacker Guy!

That's great.

Very good.

Bend your knees. Remember,

it's in the hips. You're doing great.

It's in the hips.

Fifty bucks I can hit it

over the highway.

That's reaI good.

So Iong, sucker.

How often do you pIay?

This is my first time.

You shouId pIay

in the Waterbury Open tomorrow.

Yeah, right, I'II see you there.

He's going to pIay.

And, by God,

he's going to win.

Mister, you need a heImet.

Don't worry about it.

Yeah, bring that sh*t on.

I Iove it.

Awesome.

God, that hurt,

but I'm okay.

What the heII

are you doing?

Just 364 more days tiII the next

hockey tryouts. I got to get tough.

God, that feIt good.

Cut that out.

You're making me sick.

So you're a hockey pIayer.

You got to give that up

and concentrate on goIf.

Who are you?

I'm the cIub pro here--

Chubbs Peterson.

I'm offering to teach you

how to pIay goIf, personaIIy, for free.

No.

You don't know who I am,

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