Happy Face Killer Page #2

Ooh, the forest bear is sad.

I just had a really... bad day.

Don't touch that.

Ooh...

Giddyup.

I said, don't touch that.

I said, put that down.

Faster, faster,

they're getting away.

You know what, Sissy?

You talk too much.

Giddyup.

Greetings.

How are you today?

I hope I'm in focus.

That would be a first.

Okay, so let's get started.

Why am I videotaping myself?

Simple.

I'm protecting my reputation.

I want

a permanent record of me,

and I don't want

some cheesy reporter

getting it all wrong.

To begin with,

I've been misunderstood

my whole life.

And I live with that pain,

I try to not let it

get me down.

But let me tell you,

every now and then,

I get urges,

and I finally acted on them.

And it was...

What's the word I'm looking for?

Exciting.

Agent Gand,

the Bureau appreciates

the recent work you did

on the prostitution ring

in Spokane.

Thank you, sir.

You made

all the difference.

I need you

to do that again.

A female body was

discovered in Washington,

in a gorge

near the Oregon border.

A happy face...

Drawn in blood?

It appears the murder

was committed in Oregon

but the body

dumped in Washington.

With a state line

crossed,

that makes it

an FBI matter.

Local police?

Under-staffed,

over-confident.

I need you to get up

to Ruskin County,

Washington,

Meet with Sheriff J.D. Cotton.

Yes, sir.

Just remember,

we're playing chess,

they're playing checkers.

Try to make them feel included.

Solve this thing for us, Gand.

Yes, sir.

Are you sure you wanna

pack up all this stuff

so soon?

Cora will probably

change her mind.

Cora won't even

return my phone calls,

and I can't keep living here

with all her stuff.

Aw...

Please tell me

this isn't yours.

I didn't have the heart

to get rid of it.

The kids just loved it

when they were younger.

Yeah.

Hey...

What's this?

It's really pretty.

It's Cora's.

Hey, sweetheart.

Where are you headed?

Look, agent Gand,

these jurisdiction cases

are usually just too many folks

at the same party.

It's an interstate matter.

The law is the law.

Yeah, I've heard that.

Felicia,

can we get

some coffee?

With all due respect,

agent Gand,

I actually have

done this before,

so you being here,

it may be overkill.

The government prefers

to be thorough.

Well, good for them.

Uh, how do you take

your coffee,

special agent Gand?

That's okay, hon,

I can take it from here.

I think we can

figure out coffee,

we've got an FBI agent

on the premises.

How long you been an FBI agent?

11 years.

Ah, is that right?

Well, I've been

sheriff of this county 17.

Every time

there's a murder,

six in the last nine years,

I've caught 'em

and got convictions.

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