Happy Death Day Page #2

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went the other way.

Can I help you?

Look, weirdo, I'm not scared.

Why don't you go

try this with

one of the heffers

at Delta Gamma?

They're into cosplay.

Okay, I'm calling the cops!

Shut up!

Oh, hey, you're up.

I wasn't sure if you wanted

to sleep in or not, so.

Oh... right.

I folded your pants

for you last night

I wasn't sure if the

material gets wrinkled.

Uh...

I don't know if you

remember my name or not

You were

pretty wasted last night.

But uh...

- I'm...

- Carter.

You remembered.

Ugh. Tylenol?

What?

Uh, my head is killing me.

Do you have any Tylenol?

Oh, uh, yes.

Um...

It's over there.

Right.

It's underneath your clothes...

- on the...

- Right, right.

Thanks.

And...

It's like you've

been here before.

Are you okay?

Tree?

Are you okay?

Dude, did you hit that

fine vagine or what?

Oh.

I'm...

I'm sorry.

Nice one, d*ckhead.

Hey. Stop global warming? I...

Sorry, no, thanks.

- Oh.

- Oh.

Come on.

64 bottles of beer

on the wall

64 bottles of beer

Take one down,

pass it around

63 bottles of beer

on the wall

26 hours,

that's all you've got?

Keep going!

Faster!

62 bottles of beer

on the wall

62 bottles of beer

Keep going!

I can't hear you!

Hey.

You haven't returned

any of my texts.

Tim, what day is it?

Uh, Monday, the 18th.

You're sure?

I'm pretty sure.

I um...

I gotta go.

Call me?

Oh, my God.

You sneaky little biotch.

Who was it?

Sisters don't keep secrets.

I'm totally having

dj vu right now.

Oh, I have it all the time.

It's supposed to mean like

someone's thinking about you

while they're masturbating.

I have it at least

five times a day.

Seriously, I've been having it

all day. It's so weird.

Maybe you should switch to

water next time, hun.

I...yeah, thanks.

I'll keep that in mind.

What are sisters for?

Oh, uh, and don't forget.

House meeting at lunch.

Hello?

It's been on the board

since last Thursday, Tree.

Yeah... I remember. I...

She finally rolls in.

That's so weird.

You okay?

You were kind of a mess

last night.

Oh, shhit.

I'm so late for class.

Hm hm.

Did you really think you'd

keep it a secret from me?

Don't you wanna know

how I found out?

Driver's license?

Clever girl.

That picture, though.

I gotta go.

But, you didn't even

blow out the c...

Candle.

We really need to

step up our game.

And we still need to pick

this year's charity.

I can say right now,

There's no way

we're doing

the special needs

art fair again.

Get your school spirit on

before the big game.

10% off with your student ID.

What's wrong, Tree?

Um... I'm just

a little tired, I guess.

No, dumbass.

What's wrong with that?

So not Kappa cuisine.

And is that

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