Happy Campers Page #4

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NASTY CAMPER GIRL

This camp sucks sh*t! A good counselor

is supposed to know when we eat and

where are the horses and why--Fu--

uck!

A burst of blood pours from the losing-it girl's nose. The

freaked-out Donald Duck backs away into the flagpole.

SMOOTH NARRATOR (V.O.)

Donald Dark liked to think of himself

as a witty, intelligent young man

trapped in a geek's body.

EXT. THE GRASS BEFORE THE ARCHERY RANGE--FLASH FORWARD DAY ]

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Donald claps his hands trying to rouse his volleyball team. ]

A ball thunders right into his face. His team bursts into ]

laughter. Donald weakly smiles. ]

SMOOTH NARRATOR (V.O.)

Unfortunately, and Donald Dark had

known this for years, a witty,

intelligent young man in a geek's

body is still a geek.

EXT. OUTSIDE BOYS' CABIN--FUTURE NIGHT

Donald and some other male counselors patrol past some

cabins, casually wielding flashlights. A SLEEPWALKER GIRL

shuffles in the background.

DONALD:

I had a sleepwalker at my last camp.

Important thing's not to panic...so

anyway, like I was saying, once the ]

campers found out my full name was ]

Donald Dark, their brilliant minds ]

led them to call me Donald Dark Duck, ]

which turned into Daffy, for Daffy ]

Duck is indeed a dark duck. Then ]

my name became Retarded Marshmallow ]

Head. Don't ask... ]

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MALE COUNSELOR (JASPER) ]

I won't. Listen man, I'm sure this ]

summer will be a lot different... ]

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A group of smiling male campers are revealed to be sinisterly ]

huddled at a window behind them. ]

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EAVESDROPPING MALE CAMPER ]

"Retarded Marshmallow Head." I like ]

it. I like it a lot. ]

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