Happy Birthday Page #3
- El gato Enfermo, the sick cat.
- And how does one get
such an endearing nickname?
- Well, his father was the most
feared man in all of Mexico.
He used to cut off the pubic
hair of everyone he killed.
Just as a souvenir.
And keep it around the house.
When El gato was a little boy,
he saw
his brother get murdered
right in front of his eyes.
When they found El gato
afterwards,
they say he was curled up
in a ball,
covered in his brother's blood,
coughing up pubic hair
fur balls. The sick cat.
- Wow.
- That is quite the fairy tale.
But we're not wealthy so
there's nothing to worry about.
- Well, see you later.
- Whoa, come on.
What do you say?
Two guys, two girls?
Last time I checked that's...
Unless you guys are, you know...
Okay, come on. Wouldn't it be
nice to go out with some guys
who can cook you dinner without
having to steal the chicken first?
- You're an a**hole.
- She's
meet up with her,
so maybe I'll see you guys
later.
- Well, hold on, look,
let me get your number.
Maybe we can hang out, even if it's
not here, but you know, eventually.
- It's not gonna work here,
babe.
Call me
when you're in the U.S.?
- I wanna see you before that.
- Hey, hombre, how do you say
"desperate" in Spanish?
- Zona Norte.
That's where we'll be.
Maybe I'll see you?
- I hope so.
Tonight's my birthday.
- Oh.
Happy birthday!
- Uppers, downers,
black beauties,
chemicals, Anthrax.
- Did he just say Anthrax?
- Howdy, boys.
They call me texican.
And I can get you guys
anything you want.
- Oh. Okay.
donde esta Zona Norte?
- "Donde esta Zona Norte?"
You gotta be kiddin' me.
You guys lookin' for girls?
I can get you girls.
What else you want?
- Oh, no, man. I just want
- Come on, gringo. You wanna
experience the real Mexico?
I'm your guy. I'll tell you
what. Give me $500.
- Oh, sh*t.
- Que Paso?
- Are you guys
f***ing robbing us?
You work for El Grando rancho?
- Robbin'? No.
Protection? Yes.
This is El Caballo.
Give us $500
and we'll be your tour guides.
All-inclusive. I'm a walkin',
talkin' resort of debauchery.
And I think you're talkin'
about El gato Enfermo...
And I suggest
He's like the aborted offspring
if jaws had raped
Jeffrey Dahmer,
then John Wayne Gacy
dug it out of a dumpster,
ate it and sh*t it out.
- All right, well,
we'll do our best.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't be slingin' that sh*t
around here, tough guy.
El Gato's boys see that,
it'll get bad, fast.
Hey, look, you guys wanna
have some fun?
Steer clear of El gato.
And let us take you
to the real Mexico.
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