Happy Birthday Page #2

Synopsis: When two friends embark on a journey to Mexicali for a Birthday celebration, they soon realize their psychedelic shenanigans have taken a turn for the worse.
Genre: Horror, Thriller
Director(s): Casey Tebo
Production: Darko Entertainment
 
IMDB:
5.1
R
Year:
2016
90 min
Website
253 Views


- Just forget about Janie.

Okay? Forget about her.

These next three days are about you.

We're gonna get f***ed up,

we're gonna drink

some f***ing Tequila...

We're gonna do some drugs,

we're gonna f***

some Mexican hookers.

- And have my kidneys...

Oh, sh*t!

What the f***?

- Now that's a f***in'

serendipitous moment

if I ever did f***in' see one.

- Jesus Christ, dude, pull over.

Pull over, wipe it off.

- No, no, no, no, no.

It's good to drive into Mexico

looking gangster.

Leave that f***ing sh*t.

- F***, man! Why are you

walking so fast?

- Let's get something to eat

before we get banged up.

- I'm not eating there,

though, bro.

- Don't you ever watch

Anthony Bourdain?

These are the best places

to eat. Street food.

Food of the people.

Right, hombre?

- And in like 20 minutes,

I'm doing my best

Jackson pollock in my pants.

- Hey, where I come from...

If you can voluntarily sh*t

your pants on your birthday,

it's one to remember.

- That's gross.

- Okay.

Look... I am sorry your girl

f***ed some other dude,

I really am. But who knows?

Maybe it was meant to be.

Maybe you were supposed

to come with me to Mexico.

You might meet another girl.

At least get your mind off her.

It's your birthday. Can't you

forget this sh*t for one night

and have some fun?

- Okay. Fine. Fine, fine.

- Dos, uh, let's see um...

- Thank you. Gracias.

Gracias.

- You guys gotta be careful

around here.

They'll feed you that tainted

sh*t just to ruin your night.

- Well, to what do we owe this?

Well, you guys are Americans,

aren't you?

We have to look out

for one another.

What gave it away?

- He was gonna feed you

the kidney meat

of the last two American guys

we saw here.

- That's not...

- Okay. Okay. All right.

- I'm kidding.

Lucia here spotted you.

- Oh, a little Florence

Henderson.

- It's nightingale, cowboy.

Be careful here, boys.

We can help you with tacos,

but we can't help you

with the Mexicali cartel.

You mix up with them,

they f*** white boys like you

for an appetizer.

- Oh. You didn't say anything

about the Mexicali cartel, man.

- Dude, this isn't Tijuana.

- Don't worry, you'll be fine.

Just don't be flashing your cash

around in bars.

You'll end up with a sack

over your head

and a trip to see

El gato Enfermo.

- Where's El gato Enfermo?

- Oh, not where. Who.

He runs this town.

And his specialty

is kidnapping rich,

white American boys

whose fathers

will gladly pay quickly.

- Well, I'm an orphan, so...

- And my dad's gay and homeless.

- I hear that's hereditary.

So you'll be sleeping

on the streets

and sucking dick in no time.

- Lucia.

- So, El gato, what's that mean?

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Casey Tebo

Casey Tebo (born Casey Patrick Thibeault) is an American television film and music video director. His most recent work, writing and directing the dark comedy indie thriller "Happy Birthday" (2016). He started out with directing live performances for Aerosmith, Mötley Crüe, Judas Priest , Velvet Revolver, Run DMC, Jennifer Hudson and Sarah McLachlan. He has directed live broadcast segments for Disney/ESPN, NFL, and MTV and specials including VH1's "Fashion Rocks", ABC's "Dick Clark's Rockin' Eve" and Hard Rock Cafe's "London Calling". more…

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