Happy Birthday

Synopsis: When two friends embark on a journey to Mexicali for a Birthday celebration, they soon realize their psychedelic shenanigans have taken a turn for the worse.
Genre: Horror, Thriller
Director(s): Casey Tebo
Production: Darko Entertainment
90 min

cheated on you.

So you've got no choice

but to go to Mexico,

find the dirtiest hotel room

and f*ck the grossest hooker

we can find.

So no, I am not taking you

to Tijuana.

I am taking you

to the "real" Mexico.

Drug roulette? Drug roulette?

- No.

I don't want to play drug roulette, man.

- Come on.

- Have you actually been

to Mexicali before?

What's the danger level

we're looking at here?

- It isn't number one on the top ten

most dangerous cities in Mexico.

Okay, look,

would you stop worrying?

Please. Come on, dude, look.

I've taken care of everything.

- Does your dad know you

have this?

- Mm. Only way that soulless

bastard shows affection.

- Yeah, at least you got one

to be disappointed in, man.

- Didn't you find your real dad?

Granted, he's got a whole

other family

and doesn't give two shits

about you

but fucking look at you, man.

You are one step away

from the most powerful guy

in Hollywood.

Who, by the way,

treats you more like a son

than my dad does me.

What's the yellow one?

Is that Adderall or Propecia?

Okay. That's like

the tenth fucking time

you've checked that phone

in the past five minutes.

Do you want me to turn around?

- No.

No, no, no, no. F*ck that bitch,

right? F*ck her.

- That's right. Yeah.

F*ck that whore, dude.

What happened to that one chick?

That hot Asian girl

from the "green inferno" party?

- She had a penis.

- Oh, right, she did.

- She was hot, too. Too bad.

- Too bad. She had a penis.

- Yeah, I'll tell ya,

I'd rather date a Tranny

than date one of those

giant muscle chicks.

Did you ever see that porno

with that Chyna wrestler?

- No, man.

- Her clit was so fucking huge,

it was like a bloated,

boiled cashew.

- Gross, man. I changed

my mine. I want to turn around.

We're gonna turn this around.

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Casey Tebo

Casey Tebo (born Casey Patrick Thibeault) is an American television film and music video director. His most recent work, writing and directing the dark comedy indie thriller "Happy Birthday" (2016). He started out with directing live performances for Aerosmith, Mötley Crüe, Judas Priest , Velvet Revolver, Run DMC, Jennifer Hudson and Sarah McLachlan. He has directed live broadcast segments for Disney/ESPN, NFL, and MTV and specials including VH1's "Fashion Rocks", ABC's "Dick Clark's Rockin' Eve" and Hard Rock Cafe's "London Calling". more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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