Happy Birthday, Wanda June Page #3
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- 1971
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PENELOPE:
She quit this afternoon.
PAUL:
We don't have a maid any more.
WOODLY:
Oh?
PENELOPE:
The animals made her sneeze and cry
too much.
WOODLY:
I'm glad somebody finally cried.
Every time I come in here and see
all this unnecessary death, I want
to cry.
(winking at PAUL,
acknowledging PAUL's
low opinion of him)
I don't cry, of course. Not manly,
you know. Did she try antihistamines?
PENELOPE:
They made her so sleepy she
couldn't work.
WOODLY:
Throw out all this junk. Burn it!
This room crawls with tropical
disease.
PAUL:
Everything stays as it is!
WOODLY:
A monument to a man who thought
that what the world needed most was
more rhinoceros meat.
PAUL:
(hotly)
My father!
WOODLY:
I apologize. But you didn't know
him, and neither did I. How's your
asthma?
PAUL:
WOODLY:
thumbnail?
PAUL:
(concealing the thumb)
It's fine!
WOODLY:
It's jungle rot! This room is
making everybody sick! This is
your family doctor speaking now.
(unrolling the poster)
Here--I brought you something else
to hang on your wall, for the sake
of variety.
PENELOPE:
(reading)
"War is not healthy for children
and other living things." How lovely.
WOODLY:
No doubt Paul thinks it stinks.
Lion doorbell roars.
WOODLY:
I hate that thing.
PAUL:
(going to the door)
Keeps fairies away!
He admits HERB SHUTTLE, who carries an Electrolux vacuum
cleaner.
SHUTTLE:
(to PAUL
affectionately,
touching him)
Hi kid.
(seeing WOODLY)
Would you look what the car dragged
in.
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