Happy Bhag Jayegi

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And this is very crucial for both the countries.

This year onwards, we'll not just be exporting Sapotas, but Mangoes as well.

We're sending some fruit samples on behalf of India...

...with the Pakistani delegates as a gesture.

The ex-Governor of Lahore, Mr. Javed Ahmed is amongst us.

I would request him to say a few words.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

This isn't just an Agro-Trade Conference for me.

It is also an important occasion.

This is my son and the future leader of Pakistan...

...Bilal Ahmed's first international conference.

With permission from our respected Conference Head...

...I would like Bilal Ahmed to conclude this conference.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Bilal Ahmed!

Where is he?

Bilal Ahmed... he'll be here in a second...

Bilal!

Bilal!

This is too much!

You're supposed to be the next Jinnah...

...and you're here peeing.

Are you sure he's inside? - Yes.

Then open the door.

Sukhi, get the new ball.

We've already lost two.

I told you don't let some random stranger play.

If we lose this one too...

...then no one gets to bat. - Of course not.

Because I am going to knock this ball...

...out of Lahore's Gaddafi stadium too.

Lahore?

Brother ... - Yes?

Are you a Pakistani? - Yes Sir!

Brother, you could've told me before that you're a Pakistani.

I wasted two balls for no reason.

Our brother's fianc Happy, is just stunning.

You know, like rose syrup mixed in sweet buttermilk.

I've heard that Happy was also Ms. Amritsar?

She could've been Ms. India bro...

...but our brother convinced her father at the right time.

Long live brother Bagga.

Hello, boss!

Hello father-in-law!

Oh, hello son

Come come... God bless you!

Amazing.

Long live brother Bagga.

Is that even an explanation Bilal?

I brought you here to introduce you to everyone...

...and you slipped out again?

Why did you come all the way from Lahore to Amritsar?

To play?

Look Bilal, you're supposed to be the next Jinnah.

And I want no more mistakes.

What?

No more mistakes.

Good. Come.

This is going to be fun, they'll be coming from that side.

Come on, come on.

Hello? Excuse me!

What...what do you want?

Nothing.

I just came to deliver the flowers. - Then deliver them.

I already did.

Then should I lay out dinner for you now?

Or you'll have desert? - No, it's okay.

Then get going.

God knows they come from?

On the occasion of our brother's wedding...

...Mr...Mr. Daman Singh Bagga will be performing on stage.

Let's give him a big round of applause.

Play the song properly.

It's your brother's wedding.

My brother's wedding?

"O Sweetheart..."

"I wonder what's going to be..."

"...the fate of us meeting."

"My heart cannot live"

"...a moment without you."

"Your style... your eyes... and your smile."

"Your charm... My heart's crazy about you."

"There's color...there's beauty."

"And the procession of my dreams."

"There is nothing more I want."

"Heaven is with me."

Happy! You had to go now only? - Why? Does it inform you before?

Please hurry up.

Can I pee now?

"O Sweetheart..."

"I wonder what's going to be..."

"...the fate of us meeting."

"My heart cannot live..."

"...a moment without you."

Hello, Guddu? - Hello Happy!

It's the flower truck, right?

Okay, okay hang up.

Love you.

Happy! Happy?

Oh Guddu.

Where have you reached? - What do you mean reached?

I'll reach if I leave!

Then Why haven't you left? - So I'll leave?

Idiot, Happy's already jumped out of the window.

Where? - In the river you fool.

You went there with your flower truck, didn't you?

Okay hold on, stay on the line, let me check.

What do you mean by check?

Sister-in-law.

Sister-in-law Happy.

Sister-in-law. - What are you doing?

Winkle! Winkle! - Wasting my time.

You think Happy will get lost in my truck?

She's neither in the Truck, nor at the window.

Then where did Happy go?

Boss, it's confirmed. She ran away!

You see Mr. father-in-law!

..I gave a solo performance on stage.

Called a choreographer all the way from Mumbai.

Paid him 140,000 Rupees.

This bloody orchestra...

He could've come in a bus.

But I paid for his AC two-tier ticket...

I stocked your bar with scotch.

Being a corporator, I have spent like a minister!

And what happened?

What happened?

Sister-in-law ran away. - Ran away.

The wedding cards were distributed!

Guddu!

Listen to me, Guddu.

Maybe she got scared at the last moment and didn't jump.

Maybe she is coming an other way.

And... - And what?

Maybe Bagga's opposition party kidnapped sister-in-law.

He's the Corporator of the city.

Hold this.

Only a fool will kidnap his bride.

But that is what you were doing.

I love Happy, understand?

Very nice - Now?

Now what? Get on the bike.

Where to?

We'll find Happy.

But Guddu my truck is parked here. - What's going to happen to your truck?

Come back for it later.

Papa will kill me

Brother, there's no one inside.

What are you looking at? Destroy everything.

Father...this is the same truck that was parked outside our house.

The driver was there too.

It's a diplomatic convoy Sir, We have free passage.

There's no checking, let me see

The truck belongs to us. Indian.

We're simply delivering gifts to Lahore.

We'll return tonight itself.

Please have a look...

We got the radio message for 15 minutes ago.

What kept you?

There was a wedding happening on the way.

...and they stopped our truck for no reason.

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