Happy, Texas Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1999
- 98 min
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They should get what they deserve.
Damn cop.
We'll take one, Your Honour.
Sold American. Let the record show
that they've agreed to one thousand.
Put in the time and date it.
One thousand?
Yes.
Thousand what?
Which one of you is Steven
and which one is David?
What?
Oh, for Christ's sakes.
Which one of you is Steven
and which of you fellas is David?
I'm Steven, and this is...
The other... The other one.
Well, Steven, we're talking about $ 1000
here, which you've just agreed to.
Two thousand is highway robbery
and you know it.
Now, if we're done here, you go to see
Joe at the bank in the morning.
You can sign for your money then.
Welcome to Happy.
There must be something here
with our names on it.
Midget clothes.
We're midgets.
We're not midgets.
No. Maybe whoever
owned this had kids.
Circus kids.
What about this?
Hey. Maybe we're tailors.
We travel from town to town...
tailoring dresses for...
circus midgets.
Travelling midget tailors.
Yeah, you think?
No.
"Pageant World.
A magazine for the pageant
and talent industry."
Heavy reading.
What is this?
Oh, my.
Whoo!
Legs that wrap around you twice.
Yeah.
"Princess pageants at pauper prices.
Dreams come true and we come to you.
Trust Steven and David
the pageant professionals."
We put on beauty pageants.
You mean, we drive around
in this thing here...
And slide hot bodies
into tight dresses.
I can do that.
Hey, it's photos.
Hey.
Yeah. Here we are
Uh huh.
So we're gay.
How hard can that be?
It might not be hard for you
Rock Hudson...
but I have got heterosexual...
What?
Not gay written all over me.
It's business.
It's for the money.
I don't wanna be gay.
I'm not asking for the world here.
I'm not asking you to act civil.
Just... Just walk into the bank
and co sign for a thousand dollars.
A thousand dollars.
Do you really need a new tractor
or do you just want one?
All right. Now, can I have
your account number with the bank?
Hi. Uh, can I help you?
Yeah, sweetheart...
we got some confidential business
with the bank's president.
Oh, oh, you must be
the pageant people.
Yeah. We're here
to collect the thousand dollars.
Oh, I I think that's half
half a thousand.
No, no, all of it.
You wanna go fetch
We prefer to deal with Joe.
Nothing personal.
Joe.
Josephine McClintock.
Howdy. How y'all doin'?
Folks round here call me Joe
after my dad.
He died quite sometime ago, so he's
gonna be kinda hard for me to fetch.
And I know that I'm just a girl
and everything, but I do believe...
that the agreement was 500 up front
and five upon completion.
Aren't we the a**holes?
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