Hannah Montana: One in a Million Page #2

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but l mean, it's you and Lilly's mom.

lt would be so cool...

Mile, l appreciate the coaching.

l know what you're trying to do,

but face it.

l've already got the duds and the 'do,

anything else would be just unfair.

OK, remember, he lov...

Car racing, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and, um,

those Japane game shows

where people fall off logs.

l've never been so proud of you.

- (doorbell rings)

- Ooh, lipstick check.

How ya doing?

- We're very close.

- Move your finger, honey.

OK.

- That is one beautiful drs.

- That is one puffy shirt.

- Drive safe!

- Next stop, sister town.

(both) Bye!

# Ooh, yeah #

Man, Lilly,

this is harder than l thought.

lf we just concentrate,

we'll figure it out.

l've gone over the numbers ten tim.

Once you move in, there is no way

all of our sho are gonna fit.

Well, what are we gonna do?

l gus l could give some away.

You would give away sho for me?

- You're the bt sister ever!

- l know!

(computer beeps)

Oh, hold on,

l'm getting a video msage.

People of Earth,

people of Earth, people of Earth!

Don't be alarmed, it's Mr. Corelli!

Just a gentle little reminder

to all of you

that lnternational Relations Week

starts on Monday, so be prepared.

(woman) Francis,

do you want one fish stick or two?

Not now, Ma! l'm on the computer!

Mr. Corelli, over and out.

Four! And don't hog the tartar sauce!

This explains so much.

Once we get our parents together,

we have got to get that man a date.

- (car door closing)

- (gasps)

(both) They're back!

l can't wait to hear how the date went!

Me neither.

Slow down, slow down, slow down.

Give them space. They'll let us know

how it went when they're ready.

- OK.

- How'd it go?

Great? Perfect? Awome?

Fantastic? Tell me.

Fine. l had a wonderful time.

So did l. Let's go.

- But...

- The woman wants to leave,

let's not stop her.

- Thank you.

- My pleasure.

What goofy thing did your dad

do this time? (laughs)

My dad? How do you know

it was my dad's fault?

Have you met your dad?

Yeah, l have.

And l've also met your uptight mother.

- My mother is not uptight.

- (horn honks)

(Heather) Lillian, move it!

Oh, yeah, she's a real ray of sunshine.

- This is not her fault!

- lt's not my daddy's fault either!

l was gonna give up sho for you.

- Well, now you don't have to.

- Fine.

- Good!

- Goodbye.

- (horn honks)

- She is not uptight!

You know what? l don't need a sister.

l like being an only child.

Hey, Mil, l got a pimple on my back

l can't reach. Could you...?

Let me go get my goggl.

# Ooh, oh, oh #

Morning, Daddy! l made you breakfast.

Thanks, honey,

but l'm still not gonna tell you.

What happened last night

was between Lilly's mom and me.

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