Hangover Part 2, The Page #2

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Oh, thanks, Phil. My dad pays my rent.

Alan, what the f***?

We were supposed to delete these.

You made a promise.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell?

I'm not cool with this at all.

You can't have these.

PHIL:
Ha, ha.

- Chillax, Stu. Nobody ever comes in here.

Total violation of trust.

Mother, I'm done with my lunch.

It's just sitting here.

Sorry, honey. I 'll be right up.

ALAN:
Can't believe you stopped by.

This is cool.

Wait a second. AI, is that Mr. Chow?

Yeah. We still keep in touch.

Stu.

- The guy that kidnapped us?

- He didn't kidnap us.

He kidnapped Black Doug. Remember?

It was a whole big misunderstanding.

He's actually quite charming.

- Alan, he's a criminal.

- Excuse me, boys.

- Hi, Linda.

LINDA:
Hi, Dougie.

I guess we don't do dessert any more.

I didn't get that memo.

Well, I'm sorry, darling. I'll be right back.

Would a cupcake kill you?

- I don't think this was a good idea.

- Uh, Alan, we have a little surprise for you.

Stu would like to invite you

to his wedding.

Well, only if you're not busy.

Stu.

Well, maybe the Jonas Brothers

are in town.

No. They're in Raleigh-Durham

that weekend.

STU:

Mm.

Are you really being serious, Stu?

You're inviting me?

Yeah, why not? Could be fun, right?

- Phil, are you going?

- Of course.

Then it will be fun.

STU:
Ah!

- Whoa, what the f*** are you doing, man?

It's my immunizations.

This is the last day I can do it.

That's supposed to be done

by a registered nurse.

I am a nurse. I'm just not registered.

Oh, Stu, look at this.

I bought this because I thought of you.

STU:
Hey, there he is.

- Hey, Stu.

- Teddy. What's up? How are you?

TEDDY:
Good to see you, man.

STU:
All right.

- Who's this guy, Stu?

This is Teddy, Lauren's little brother.

Goes to Stanford. Premed.

This is Phil, Alan and Doug.

DOUG:
Hey, nice to meet you, man.

- Wow, Stanford? How old are you?

TEDDY:
I'm...

- Uh, he's 17. Kind of a genius.

Actually, I'm 16.

And I'm not a genius. My dad just had me

take the entrance exams early.

Because you're a genius.

- So, what are you, a doctor?

- No. Not yet. I'm premed.

Ever heard of that guy Doogie Howser?

- Yeah.

- Well, he turned out to be a gay.

- Alan.

- It's true. I read it in Teen People.

Right. Okay, well, I'm gonna grab a book

or something for the plane.

You guys want anything?

- No, thanks.

DOUG:
I'm good.

I would actually love a Smartwater.

Cool.

Thanks.

- Whats the matter with you? He's 16.

- Yeah, Alan. Take it easy.

I'm a little confused.

Is he here just to see us off or what?

- How does this work?

- How does what work?

Is that person coming to the wedding?

Yes, Alan. My bride's little brother

is coming to the wedding.

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