Handsome: A Netflix Mystery Movie

Synopsis: Gene Handsome is an LA homicide detective who tries to make sense of his life as he solves crime. Handsome's knack for solving mysteries is matched only by his inability to make sense of his own problems.
Genre: Comedy, Mystery
Director(s): Jeff Garlin
Production: Netflix
 
IMDB:
5.3
TV-MA
Year:
2017
81 min
11 Views

Go.

- Can I help you?

- Hi. I'm your neighbor, Gene Handsome.

I thought I'd come and welcome you

to the neighborhood

by, uh, bringing you and your daughter

some cookies.

- I'm the babysitter.

- Oh! Okay, well, then,

- you can take the cookies.

- I'm not opening this door.

I commend your cautiousness.

You seem like an A-plus sitter.

But, as I said, I live next door.

I am an officer of the law.

So you really got nothin' to worry about.

I'm sorry.

I'm not comfortable opening the door.

You think I'm a creep.

Oh, my God, that's the last thing

I wanna be, is a creep.

No, no, no, that's not my intention.

That's not who I am.

I mean, you can go put them on the porch,

but I can't say anyone's gonna eat them.

I'm gonna leave them right over here,

but you gotta do me a favor.

After I go, please bring in the cookies.

'Cause later tonight,

I don't wanna see them out here,

'cause I'm afraid

I'll come over and, uh, eat one.

- Wow.

- I know. I got a problem, I...

All right, anyhow, take them in.

Thank you very much. I'll see you later.

Handsome.

Yeah.

All right, pick me up.

I gotta go. I gotta go.

I'll see you later. Make me get up.

- You know what I watched the other night?

- Huh?

Best movie I've ever seen.

I don't know if you saw it. San Andreas.

I love San Andreas.

You f*ckin' kidding me?

Oh, my God. The Rock? Perfection.

The absurdity?

Best absurdity I've ever seen.

Maybe one of the best movies...

Easily the best...

What won the Oscar in 2015

that was better than San Andreas?

Best movie ever.

And all the time he spent in a boat.

He's in a boat,

but he's a helicopter pilot. I loved it.

- I loved it.

- I loved it.

What would you do if you had a partner

who didn't like how loud you talk?

I don't talk loud. You talk loud.

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Andrea Seigel

Andrea Seigel (born October 28, 1979 in Anaheim, California) is an American novelist and screenwriter. To date, she has published four novels. Seigel was born in Anaheim, California and grew up in Irvine, California. She graduated from Woodbridge High School. She then attended Brown University, and received her MFA from Bennington College in Vermont. In 2010, her third young adult novel, The Kid Table was optioned by producer Ivan Reitman for Paramount Pictures.In March 2013, Seigel appeared on the public radio program This American Life. On the program she revealed that she has ASMR, a perceptual phenomenon that produces tingling in the scalp in response to soft or gentle sounds and motions.In June 2013, production was completed on Laggies, a movie written by Seigel. The film was directed by Lynn Shelton and stars Keira Knightley, Chloë Grace Moretz, Ellie Kemper and Sam Rockwell. The film was released in 2014.In May 2015, Andrea became the subject of the podcast, Mystery Show by Gimlet media. The podcast followed the discovery that Britney Spears was reading her little known book, To Feel Stuff. more…

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