Handsome: A Netflix Mystery Movie

Synopsis: Gene Handsome is an LA homicide detective who tries to make sense of his life as he solves crime. Handsome's knack for solving mysteries is matched only by his inability to make sense of his own problems.
Genre: Comedy, Mystery
Director(s): Jeff Garlin
Production: Netflix
 
IMDB:
5.3
TV-MA
Year:
2017
81 min
10 Views

- She's just playing it cool.

- Look into her eyes.

They're pools of pure tranquility.

You think you can read a perp

better than me?

You've lost it. You know that, right?

Happens to the best of us.

You used to investigate real crime.

Now you're chasing around

cheating husbands,

hanging outside of crappy motels

in Venice.

You know what makes this country great?

It's not that everybody's

cheating on their spouses,

because they're not.

It's that everyone unconsciously

feels cheated.

That's right. By the government,

by their bosses, by Whole Foods.

And then they transfer that suspicion

onto their loved one.

And it's that very feeling

that keeps me in such great business.

I'm thinking of buying a Ferrari.

Well, I just put 50 bucks

into my IRA account.

And in lieu of getting a Tesla,

I'm gonna retire soon-ish.

- That job really wears on a person.

- It does. It really does.

- Hey, uh, you got new neighbors.

- On the other side? When?

Are you not paying attention?

A couple of weeks ago.

Renters.

Looks like a single mom and her kid.

- Maybe the kid took the dump.

- I just saw nervous fidgeting.

That was nervous fidgeting.

That's definitely nervous fidgeting.

Of course Candy's fidgeting.

You know where I found her?

I found her abandoned

in a foreclosed house in Burbank.

Buona sera, Handsome.

Ah... Buona sera, Esta.

Hmm. Why are we wishing each other

good evening?

It is just... an okay sera. Just okay.

Well, it just started.

It could get a lot better.

Mmm. I don't think so.

I still don't know what she sees in you.

I'm guessing she likes to be depressed.

I could say the same thing about your dog.

Yeah. We're gonna go back on our walk.

I get it.

Your dog has had a tragic history.

But don't let her shit on my lawn.

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Andrea Seigel

Andrea Seigel (born October 28, 1979 in Anaheim, California) is an American novelist and screenwriter. To date, she has published four novels. Seigel was born in Anaheim, California and grew up in Irvine, California. She graduated from Woodbridge High School. She then attended Brown University, and received her MFA from Bennington College in Vermont. In 2010, her third young adult novel, The Kid Table was optioned by producer Ivan Reitman for Paramount Pictures.In March 2013, Seigel appeared on the public radio program This American Life. On the program she revealed that she has ASMR, a perceptual phenomenon that produces tingling in the scalp in response to soft or gentle sounds and motions.In June 2013, production was completed on Laggies, a movie written by Seigel. The film was directed by Lynn Shelton and stars Keira Knightley, Chloë Grace Moretz, Ellie Kemper and Sam Rockwell. The film was released in 2014.In May 2015, Andrea became the subject of the podcast, Mystery Show by Gimlet media. The podcast followed the discovery that Britney Spears was reading her little known book, To Feel Stuff. more…

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