Halloween Page #2

Mrs. Myers, typically the thrill of hurting

or causing pain to smaller creatures,

it's often an early warning sign.

Early warning sign for what?

For much deeper and bigger problems.

[Mrs. Myers] What do you mean problems?

What is this?

[Loomis]

He's a very disturbed young man.

I have to evaluate him,

and I'd like to interview him.

I need to take him

through a series of tests.

[Mrs. Myers] Well, you can talk to him,

but what does--

what does evaluating him--

what does that mean?

[Loomis] Obviously, he's a very deranged

young mind that can do this to his pets.

[Mrs. Myers]

You don't know that he did that.

F***, man, if I get one more f***ing detention,

I'll be f***ing expelled.

My old man's gonna beat my ass.

We gotta get that piece of sh*t

on the weekend so we don't get in trouble.

Dude, if I see that Myers p*ssy,

he's f***ing dead.

You want it?

Huh? Do you want it?

Aah!

Ow!

What the f***?

Oh, you're so f***ing dead.

Oh, please stop.

Stop!

Please.

Please.

Please no!

I'm sorry.

Don't hurt me. Just-- I'm sorry.

No, no, no, don't.

Don't. Please. Please.

Please.

Don't hurt me.

No.

[Thud]

[Screaming]

[Thud]

[Gasping]

- [Screaming]

- [Thud]

[Music playing on TV]

Hey, clown.

Hey.

Psycho boy.

Cat killer.

Do you really torture and kill

all them worthless animals, boy?

Make you feel like a real bad-ass

motherf***er killer, huh?

That is some deep-ass,

serious, faggoty-ass sh*t, man.

Judith, I'm gonna be late!

"Judith, I'm gonna be late!"

You really are a whiny little b*tch,

you know that?

Ronnie, knock it off.

Ma, Judith is wasting all my time.

I really shouldn't even let you go

after that sh*t you pulled today at school.

Oh, Ma, please?

All right, Michael, calm down.

Tomorrow things are gonna change

around here,

so I suggest you live it up tonight.

Judith!

Here.

What?

Would you do me a favor and please

take your brother trick-or-treating?

Why don't you have that subhuman sloth

over there on the couch do it?

You know, if I could get that lazy drunk

off his fat ass, I would.

B*tch, if you don't think I ain't making

a mental list of all your f***ing bullshit!

Sweetie, look at me.

I know things have been bad,

but tomorrow we start to make

everything better, okay?

- Yeah.

- [Doorbell rings]

I like your hair curly.

It looks pretty.

Thanks, sweetie.

Have fun trick-or-treating, okay?

Don't eat too much candy.

Hey, Mrs. Myers.

I want you out by 11.

- What'd I do?

- I know what you do.

Whatever.

What about trick-or-treating?

Are you kidding me?

Go by yourself.

Aren't you too old for that, anyway?

Whatever.

Sorry, squirt, but have fun.

[Kids]

Trick or treat!

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