Hall Pass Page #3
I gotta drop the kids off
at a birthday party.
Hmm. You wanna
get a coffee afterwards?
Yeah. Guys, come on!
You all right? You okay?
Yeah.
I tweaked my neck
on the 17th hole yesterday.
I was 250 out.
Had to get over some water. I gave it my all.
- I didn't know you played yesterday.
- Yeah.
Aah.
Yeah, you gotta stretch.
Because even something like foosball...
...I've thrown my back out where
it's, like, the thing where you--
Oh, my God.
- Hey. What can I get you?
- Small coffee.
Sure.
Please don't have a nice ass.
Please don't have a nice ass.
Please don't have a nice--
Oh, come on, man.
- That is ridiculous.
- I know.
I did some recon. She's from Australia.
- Of course she is. Sh*t. Don't bring me here.
- She's been here about a month. What?
- Shh. Here she comes, here she comes.
- All right. Thanks.
HEY-
hi.
Uh, iced coffee, one Splenda, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And for your mate?
Same.
- Two Splendas.
- Okay.
- So pretty.
- Chick. Chick. Chick. Zzz.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Taking mental photographs
for my spank bank.
Fred, come on, dude. Just--
You need help.
No. She already got us. Thank you.
Wasn't a question.
Kid's right.
- Come on, guys, give it a rest.
- Hey, Ed. I didn't see you standing there.
Because you were eye-banging
the java babe.
- No.
- No.
You're married men. She's half your age.
What do you think?
Hey, I guess I'm gonna see you
at the housewarming party next weekend.
Huh?
Yeah, next Saturday afternoon
at the new casa.
We're finally in.
Hmm.
- Next Saturday-- I think that could be tough.
- Yeah, we're jammed.
- Oh. Cool.
- Can't wait.
Till then. Come on, pound the potato.
- Pshh. Ha, ha.
- Uh-oh. Ha, ha.
Pound it.
Pshh.
- Take care, guys.
- Okay.
Bye, Ed.
I'll pound his potato,
you know what I mean?
- He's a good guy.
- He is a nice guy.
- You open, Rick.
- I know.
Okay, uh, I'll say three 9s.
Conservative,
but that's what I'm going for.
Where's Coakley?
Why didn't he show up?
Coakley is in Arizona,
attending the Hawaiian Tropic regionals.
- But of course. But of course.
- Four 9s.
Imagine being Coakley, huh?
That guy's single, he's loaded.
Chicks love him.
He doesn't have to answer to anybody.
- Five 3s.
- Let me ask you something.
How much would you pay to have your way
with a Hawaiian Tropic girl...
...for a weekend, hmm?
You can have anyone you want.
You know she's not gonna get pregnant.
- No disease.
- Not gonna cry rape.
Never hear from her again.
Your wife will never find out.
How would I know
my wife wouldn't find out?
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