Hai-Alarm am Muggelsee Page #3

Genre: Comedy
Production: X Filme Creative Pool
 
IMDB:
6.0
Year:
2013
103 min
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here in Lake Mggel?

Heat is overrated,

and the cooling effect of water

is just an allegation.

I'd like to have that in more detail,

Hen Mller.

Dangerous? Lake Mggel?

Lake Mggel is not dangerous.

Not Lake Mggel, no.

Never.

Lake Halen is dangerous,

and the Wannsee is dangerous,

and Lake Lietzen is dangerous,

and the Weiensee

in Weiensee is dangerous,

but here it's not dangerous,

because here we do as

the lifeguard says,

so here there is no danger.

But...

- And the lifeguard says:

up is better than down,

and on land is better than in the water.

And back there I've got

free beer for you, you hothead.

206, I've got a 52/12 near landing 13.

Who's that then?

Mrs Schneider.

The old one or the young one?

Old.

- I hope I misheard that.

Otherwise, you'll get your ears boxed.

Sorry, Mrs Schneider.

I... -

It just slipped out.

Slipped?

There's no slip on landing 13.

No, just Mrs Schneider.

If she's the old one, just leave it.

Good.

Cheerio then, Mrs Schneider!

Bye-bye, then.

I bet you want free beer!

Yes. With plenty of foam.

Yes, the white foam standing way high!

Way up high,

and you can just blow it away.

A lot of people say

foam is the best bit of the beer.

Can't you play something else?

Something romantic?

Yes.

- Foam.

What is foam?

It is the simplest thing

so hard to achieve!

So, sporty, here's your free beer.

Take your time.

And you? What are doing with that thing?

Surfing.

Surf-paddling, good idea.

Lot of people doing that now.

But you'll need a surf-paddling permit.

You can get one on Mondays and

Wednesdays between 12:30 and 13:00,

at the surf-paddling permit

issuing office directly from me!

That's now!

Yes, but first you have to qualify

for the permit over there.

What's going on here?

- Nothing. Everything as it should be.

So why is no one bathing?

- What's that got to do with you?

Do you own the lido?

- Yes.

I am the rich man of Friedrichshagen,

and that's my lido.

Ah. Well the swimmers

are drinking beer.

The surf-paddlers are still practicing,

all the kids are at

Pet's Corner.

And the diving board is closed

on account of height.

You think just because

you're the rich man of Friedrichshagen,

everything here runs to your say so.

And who are you?

- I'm Horst Jablonski.

Just putting my two cents in.

- Well mm!

Haven't you got anything better to do?

- Not really.

Then stay with me.

I'll pay you ten marks an hour.

It's euros now.

- Fine, 5 euros, then.

Whatever.

Isn't there someone here

who wants to go in the water?

It is a bathing beach, for God's sake!

Now listen well, you pathetic weeds

this is my lido,

and if no one here's going

to go in the water,

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Leander Haußmann

Leander Haußmann (sometimes Haussmann) (born 26 June 1959, Quedlinburg) is a German theatre and film director. The son of actor Ezard Haußmann and costume designer Doris Haußmann, he attended the Ernst Busch theatre school in Berlin. He was the theatre director of the city theatre in Bochum (Schauspielhaus Bochum). He also wrote and acted in several plays (1995-2000), and had a role in the Detlev Buck film, Männerpension. His feature film breakthrough came with Sonnenallee in 1999. His second feature, Herr Lehmann, followed in 2003. His production of Die Fledermaus in Munich was controversial, compounding the trouble surrounding his production of Peter Pan. As a result, his scheduled production of Romeo and Juliet was cancelled. more…

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