Hai-Alarm am Muggelsee Page #2

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What are you doing there,

Mrs Schneider? - I'm swimming.

That's not good. Better come out.

- Why is that not good?

I'm not saying that in a bad sense,

I mean it positively!

- I've been doing this for 60 years,

Officer Mller!

- Won't you let me finish?

Do I have to be constantly interrupted?

What's that?

- Bathing's...!

I don't hear so well with

this bathing hat.

Bathing is not good!

Water isn't good for you!

Why isn't it good?

- It isn't now.

Do I have to explain everything?

- Yes please!

It's because water really

doesn't solve the problem.

What problem is that then?

- Can't a man talk in peace?

Can't a man follow a complex train

of thought to its logical conclusion?

Just how often is it not true that

the decisive thought

doesn't arrive at the exact

moment of formulation?

Gay is not only not bad, gay is good,

as I've always said.

That's it, and so it will remain,

my friend.

I just don't know why it shouldn't

also be good to be straight,

but there you go these days

you can be as gay as you want.

Hey! You there!

Pet's comer!

The skin suffers.

The skin suffers terribly.

Ask a dermatologist.

I've been doing this for 60 years,

every day,

whether Nazis or Communists.

Now look at your skin,

Mrs Schneider:
wrinkles everywhere!

I actually wanted to get out

a while ago,

but now I'll swim a bit more.

Just for you.

Before, everyone thought

all lifeguards were gay,

just because we're so good looking,

but there you go why not,

it's all the same to me.

Can we go in the water nun?

The question is something

else completely:

Is it really

a sexual orientation, or is it...

more a state of mind,

from the Wannsee?

I've got free beer

for all of you over there!

I'm not going to be insulted by you.

My skin is super.

Do you want to see it?

Only if you come all the way

out of the water.

I'm only thinking of

what's good for you, Mrs Schneider.

- No, you're not.

You just want me out of the water.

You don't care at all about my skin!

What's up here?

Are you tired of life, young man?

I thought this was a diving board.

- You did, did you?

And where would that be? Have you read

anything about diving here, Mr Active?

It doesn't say anything

about not diving either.

Hal A sophist!

With a death wish!

Isn't that a bit much all at one time?

- What do you mean?

Well, he's all out of answers now,

just got questions,

the young hothead.

But there'll be no diving.

- And why not?

From three meters up?

Have you got any idea hm! much

kinetic energy is released in that?

But it goes into the water!

Water?

It's like Russian Roulette.

Off you go now!

- What's going on?

Is something wrong with the water

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