Hackneys Finest


gonna be here? You flying?

F*ck that flying shit. I can't stand

airline food. Can be with you by 5

Whoa, I don't finish work till 7

I'm sure us country boys can

occupy ourselves in the big city

You just tell Amanda to get the

tea on as soon as we get there

Yeah, alright man. Ok

We is wanting 2 whole chickens

There's a right awful clucking

around these parts

No problem. I'll text you when I'm done


Right you horrible fuckers.

We're gonna drop you on the estate

What you lovely boys are gonna do is

find out who wants what for tomorrow

Can we go with you?

Not this time

You ain't no player yet

Why didn't we send the text ourselves?

Then we'd be further along with all this

It's not just about

the sending of the text

It's about getting that dirty cunt

to accept being fucked

We are fucking him Terence

If he hadn't sent it himself

how could we rely on him?

I think we went too easy on him.

We could've removed a few teeth


We've got to keep him looking normal

Sirus will bolt

First sign of trouble

He's done it to me before

This time though

I'm gonna get him

He's not going to embarrass me again

I don't just want the Paki's gear

I want that f*ck Sirus dead or down

They all went to Dave's house

Can you lot stop fucking yacking

just for one minute!

No, I'm gonna get a Pomeranian

Oh he's back now

Amanda's on line 2

Alright there, gents & lady

The plot-sheet has been

diligently taken by the lovely Jane

Give me 2 seconds

Hello babe

Not tonight, I've got B coming over

No, it'll be all done by about 11ish

ll will be

I've got to go, babe. I'm at work

Alright, I'll speak to you later. Bye

Sign here

You alright for a lift home?

All taken care of, Bill.

Don't worry about it


Don't get any ideas

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