Hackneys Finest

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How's he going to tell us anything now?

He's not

But his nephew will

Plan f***ing B

I'm Sims

I do a bit of gear

I deal a bit of gear

Now, the thing about heroin is...

...it's pretty moreish

I've got a regular job,

just like everyone

But now and again I pass on a package

Got to pay those bills

All you need's a trustworthy source

And reliable buyers

Works out pretty good

As tong as you don't get

any unwanted attention

Police officers

Some of them just ain't nice people!

I think the Paki f***er's had enough

Enough babe

I've got my wheels

I've got my girl

Life's good

Morning, sex pest

Morning mate

Ok you beautiful people, Sirus is here

Me gone

Good morning gents & lady.

I'll take the plot-sheet first

Bravo two-one

My first empty in the West End

Over

Alpha one-four empty EM

Charlie two-six

Can I go home'!?

Charlie two-six, is that you?

Charlie two-six, yes.

Can I go home now, please?

Charlie two-six, go forth and multiply

Just

T m Suns

Tell him you're on for tonight

We'll leave the room,

you can have a shot

Then you're on your merry way

He won't go for it

This is my good mate Asif.

His uncle's a fruit & veg importer...

...who realised melons make a Io! more

money when they've got heroin in them

Now you listen to me, you f***er

Hackney police force is blessed

with many upstanding officers

This isn't one of them

Detective inspector Malcolm Priestly

The baddest pig in the pen

You do exactly as I tell you

Or you will spend the rest of

your life wishing you were dead

And then just because

you've pissed me off

I'll get nasty with that Amanda

I know you two are tight

You know

I'm beginning to suspect you of

being a f***ing sausage jockey

You would not believe the nasty

fucks I could send round to her

And it would make you sick

to know what they would do

And I wouldn't stop there Asif

I'll go after your cousin

Your uncle

And all the rest of your fecal family

These are no idle threats boy

I promise

You will lose, at the very least,

one of your dirty little fingers...

...in the next ten minutes

If you don't send that f***ing text!

Bravo nine-one, it's Wardour St, over

Was this guy dropped as a baby?

No it's...

...it's a street

It's called Wardour

Find someone to sign for it,

you gormless twat

What can I say about Jane'?

Equal opportunities employer of the year

Sirus you c*nt

Why aren't you giving Bravo nine-one

that job on Wardour St?

I am

He thinks you're prejudiced

against him because he's a Paki

I thought he was from Syria

He's from Iran. His wife's from Syria

He's still a Paki

Ragweed, Jane

What?

Kebabs, not curry

Really nice shoes Jane.

Where did you get them?

You can f*** off, Sirus!

You should know all about Pakis

That mate of yours, Asif. He's a Paki

Afghan

I thought his name was Asif

It means he's from Afghanistan, Jane

I want you to have a nice buzz, boy,

but we can't have you going over can we

Find the number

Send the text

Sort yourself out

Or...

...don't...

...send the text

The pain will get worse

And you will die

All this can end Asif

If you don't use the right code

We will know

Yeah it's 25 Canada Square. Get a move

on, mate, he's really grumpy. Cheers

Over

Alright people, let's burn some

rubber and make some money

Jane, can you cover this for me'?

I've got to release the brown otter

You're f***ing disgusting

Alright mate

Alright n*gger!

Mm Tony t B

Welsh-Jamaican...

...entrepreneurs

Distributors of the finest

smack in the Valleys

It should be. They get it from me

We on for some dinner tonight?

Sweet, man. What time you

gonna be here? You flying?

F*** that flying sh*t. I can't stand

airline food. Can be with you by 5

Whoa, I don't finish work till 7

I'm sure us country boys can

occupy ourselves in the big city

You just tell Amanda to get the

tea on as soon as we get there

Yeah, alright man. Ok

We is wanting 2 whole chickens

There's a right awful clucking

around these parts

No problem. I'll text you when I'm done

LEWIS:

Right you horrible f***ers.

We're gonna drop you on the estate

What you lovely boys are gonna do is

find out who wants what for tomorrow

Can we go with you?

Not this time

You ain't no player yet

Why didn't we send the text ourselves?

Then we'd be further along with all this

It's not just about

the sending of the text

It's about getting that dirty c*nt

to accept being f***ed

We are f***ing him Terence

If he hadn't sent it himself

how could we rely on him?

I think we went too easy on him.

We could've removed a few teeth

Terence

We've got to keep him looking normal

Sirus will bolt

First sign of trouble

He's done it to me before

This time though

I'm gonna get him

He's not going to embarrass me again

I don't just want the Paki's gear

I want that f*** Sirus dead or down

They all went to Dave's house

Can you lot stop f***ing yacking

just for one minute!

No, I'm gonna get a Pomeranian

Oh he's back now

Amanda's on line 2

Alright there, gents & lady

The plot-sheet has been

diligently taken by the lovely Jane

Give me 2 seconds

Hello babe

Not tonight, I've got B coming over

No, it'll be all done by about 11ish

ll will be

I've got to go, babe. I'm at work

Alright, I'll speak to you later. Bye

Sign here

You alright for a lift home?

All taken care of, Bill.

Don't worry about it

Ok

Don't get any ideas

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