Gypped in the Penthouse Page #2

Synopsis: Larry and Shemp reminisce about their experiences with Jean, a diamond crazy gold digger each of them was gypped by. After telling their stories, they have a run in with Moe, who is now married to the same women. When Jean shows up, they deliver some stooge-style revenge.
 
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Year:
1955
16 min
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Yeah...

Oh, he's terribly jealous.

If he finds you here, he'll kill you.

If you think I'm afraid,

you're right. Where will I hide?

Upstairs. In the bedroom.

Darling!

I'm sorry honey. I

must've forgot my key.

Boy, are you a sight for sore eyes.

Oh, well! Uh, you... you

got home early, didn't you?

Yes, I flew. And are my arms tired.

I'm expecting a wire.

A tiger!

A boy said you told him to

clean and press this suit.

Whose is it?

- Who are you hiding?

- Well...

Never mind, I'll find him myself.

- Now now now honey!

- I'll murder him.

Please, now listen.

- Moe, listen, believe me!

- Well, I don't believe you.

Moe! Put down that gun.

I will if I don't find that rat!

Aha! The bed!

Moe, there's nobody here.

Why are you looking under the bed?

Because that's where I hide when I...

- What am I saying?

- What?

Never mind, I'll find

him. Oh, the closet!

I'll get that home wrecker!

Oh, please! Listen

to me. Please, please!

I'll find him.

He must be amongst these clothes.

Moe, I told you there is nobody here.

Liar.

Well, that's not my suit.

And I'm gonna find the guy that it fits.

Oh, Moe! Moe, please listen to me!

I ain't listening to nobody.

- Shut up! How tall was he?

- Oh, he was about five...

Moe, I tell you there's nobody here.

Now relax and sit down.

Now listen.

Oh, no, Moe baby. Lie down and relax.

You're getting all upset for nothing.

Well, maybe you're right.

Why, certainly. You're being silly.

You know I wouldn't have

another man in this apartment.

I'll get you, you rat!

I ran sixteen blocks.

Got pinched for masquerading as a woman,

and I had to pay fifty dollars fine.

How do you like that? Oh! I hate women.

I don't blame you,

Shemp. Fifty dollars fine!

- Hey, there's Charlie.

- Let's say hello.

All the dame wants is diamonds.

- Two karats, four karats...

- Hi you, Charlie!

- Hi Charles!

- Oh, hi fellas.

Say, I want you to meet a new member.

This is, uh...

Why you rat!

Oh, yeah? Who you call a rat, eh?

- I'm sorry, Charlie boy!

- Oh, a wise guy.

Oh, you wanna fight, eh?

Get out of here.

I'll brain you.

Oh, Moe! Moe! Wait,

I'll get you out of it.

Hold still.

Moe! Moe! Can I do something?

Can I get you a glass of water?

A truck hit me.

Come on! Let's get out of here!

Why don't you watch where you're going?

Well, what a pleasant surprise!

- Jane!

- The diamond kid!

Yes.

Oh, this is wonderful. Long time no see.

- Where've you been?

- Well, I've been around.

What are you doing? What are you doing?

Oh! Please! Oh, no!

Now, cut that...!

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