Gutshot Straight Page #2

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disappointed like that again.

I'm serious. If you say

you're gonna do it,

you have to show up

this time, okay?

Morning.

Is that guy coming over again?

Probably not.

Yes!

He's kinda creepy

and smells bad.

Jack Daniel, is it?

Yeah, yeah, I have a cousin named Jim beam.

Isn't that weird?

Sure you do.

Got a nephew named Johnny Walker

and an aunt

named Chevitz with a "T."

- It's not the same.

- It's really cool.

Okay.

Mr. Daniel,

it appears we have a problem.

Yeah, what's the problem, Kelly?

You have an outstanding

amount... past due, actually.

No no, I paid that already.

According to our records,

you have not.

Are you sure it's not

a mistake on your end?

Our records

are very meticulous, sir.

I'm sure they are, yeah.

I'm afraid there is

nothing I can do for you

until that amount is paid.

Kelly.

Let me ask a question.

Do you like dessert?

Of course.

Who doesn't, right?

Well, I know a place

that does this bread pudding,

and they put caramel

all over the top of it,

and they put like,

Cap'n Crunch in there.

And I know it's wild,

but it's delicious.

And I will order that

over and over and over again

till you get full.

If you just make... just

make this loan go through.

I appreciate the offer, sir,

but there's really nothing

I can do until

that amount is paid.

I'll shave.

I'm signing it.

And there he is.

Hey, Chuck.

Hello, sir.

Looks like you owe us

a little money there, Jack.

I can't help you out, man.

Well, it's a tough economy

out there, Chuck.

I gotta ask you to go.

Leave?

- Look, I understand where you're

coming from, Chuck. - No, sir, really.

- Kelly and I were talking...

- sir, you really have to leave.

Sir, you really have to leave.

Sir, I don't want

to tell you again.

You need to leave.

Really, go!

He's a real charmer.

Do you mind if I borrow a pen?

Do you think we should

take Chuck to dessert with us?

I don't think so either.

Ahem.

God damn it.

Hey, excuse me, bud,

do you mind if I borrow your phone

just a second? This one's busted.

I'm in a hurry, man.

Yeah, it's a really important phone call.

Just for one second.

I got ice cream here.

Okay, well, I tell you what.

You a smoker?

Yeah.

How about a pack of smokes

for the phone, 20 seconds?

Quick one.

- All right.

- Oh, you're a gentleman.

Thank you, man.

Thanks.

A lighter.

Yeah, hang on a second.

Yeah?

Yeah. Yeah, Duffy,

it's me, Jack.

You can keep it.

I don't want it.

Jack who?

Jack, we met

at the casino this morning.

Oh. Oh, yeah,

gutshot Jack.

You mentioned something about

an opportunity earlier.

Opportunity?

I don't remember saying anything

about an opportunity, Jack.

You said if I wanted

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