Guns of the Magnificent Seven Page #4

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No, I've got guns.

But nobody handles a knife like you do.

- (wife) Beans, Mr Morgan?

- Beans, Mrs Morgan.

I'll think it over.

(belly-dancing music)

(applause)

Buffalo Ben, is he? Never heard of him.

(laughter)

It ain't all that hard to shoot at somethin'

that don't shoot back. I don't like rebs.

I think I just might shoot the buttons

right off of that mangy uniform.

(Chris) Now you better get

your friend to the doctor.

(man) It's just a part of the show, folks.

Just a part of the show.

Step right over here and meet God

and Billy Joe Hatfield for only ten cents.

One thin dime, the tenth part of a dollar.

Yes, sir, folks.

The one and only Billy Joe...

...direct from a colossal

and successful tour...

Hello, Chris.

Don't you remember me?

(Chris chuckles)

Slater.

It's... it's useless, Chris.

It's just about as useless as I am.

I've seen phoney acts, friend,

but you're not one of 'em.

You're damn right I'm not, friend.

- Slater, this is Keno.

- Slater.

I'm a freak, Keno. I'm a half-man,

half-gun.

I can't whip a six-year-old girl

in a fair fight...

...but I can blow a man's eyeballs out

at a hundred yards in a sandstorm.

Yes, sir, I'm a real attraction.

This is a tough way to make a livin'.

You know a better?

Better than this.

Chris, nobody ever heard

of a one-armed gunny.

Not until just now.

Can we see you in town later?

Yeah.

You ain't just feelin' sorry for me?

A wife and a gaggle of kids.

So you sold out, Levi?

No, no. I bought in.

No, it takes a man my age to appreciate

a real woman. She's worth it, too.

I appreciate 'em, Levi, every one I ever

had. I just appreciated the hell out of 'em.

I don't think you ever met

a real woman, nino.

- Except maybe your mama.

- Yeah.

Los hombres tienen que pelear,

las mujeres tienen que llorar.

The... the men have to fight

and the women have to cry.

I was lonely. I wanted to say

something in my own language.

Why, Max, do men have to fight

and women have to cry?

I don't know, Chris. It's just a saying.

Comin' out.

Oh.

I wish this was for real money.

Well, it won't be long.

$100. I've never even seen

that much money before.

Sure buy a lot of watermelon.

You're about to get yourself

all busted up, boy.

Your rag arm. If you weren't

a cripple I'd break your back.

It was a joke, Cassie. A joke, that's all.

I don't see nobody laughin'.

Maybe it was a bad joke.

It was a bad joke. Let him go, Cassie.

(Chris) Queen bets.

- In for one.

- Yeah.

- I call.

- Yeah.

- Comin' round again. Ace with the queen.

- Here we go.

- Yeah.

- Jack, seven, ten.

May I have a word with you, Chris?

These are my friends, PJ.

Queen, ace bets one.

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