Guns Girls And Gambling Page #2

Synopsis: This story throws Elvis impersonators, Native Americans, a cowboy, a drop dead beautiful blond assassin, a frat boy, two corrupt sheriffs, the girl next door and a prostitute into a chase for a million dollar Native American artifact stolen during a poker game at a casino.
Genre: Crime, Thriller
Director(s): Michael Winnick
Production: Independent Pictures
 
IMDB:
5.5
NOT RATED
Year:
2012
90 min
Website
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If I bend over, are you gonna fantasize

about my ass?

You going to "Queer Eye"

my apartment?

I wouldn't have a problem if you did

'cause that' s the kinda guy I am.

What are you looking at?

What are you some kind of

generic European hybrid?

Look man my ah...

My wallet and ID got stolen.

That's my story.

And now we took your money.

That's just terrible.

I now had no girl

No ID and no money.

But overall,

The Elvises seemed to be a pretty

good bunch of guys.

But, of course, looks can be

deceiving.

Ah, crap.

Guys! Guys! Take it easy!

Come on guys!

I know I do a really bad Elvis but

this is a little extreme huh?

And here we are again.

Well, no use stalling anymore.

Hey wait! Wait I though...

Native Americans are supposed

to be peace-loving, philosophy spouting,

protectors of nature?

That's a blatant stereotype.

The Apaches...

...are the most fearsome

warriors...

...the world has ever seen.

Wait! Ash! Wait!

Where's the mask?

What mask?

The ancient Apache Warrior Mask that you stole.

I didn't steal anything.

Who is he?

He doesn't have any ID on him.

My ID was stolen last night.

My wallet...

my ID everything.

You should really do something

about the security in this place.

You got these two...Allright! Allright!

Smith. John Smith.

Don't hit me again!

John Smith.

Well Mr. Smith,

an Elvis impersonator just stole the

Chief's sacred warrior mask.

You guys saw my performance

I'm the worst Elvis impersonator

that ever lived.

Where would I be hiding it?

In my pants?

The White Man has stolen this mask before.

And the Tribe...

...has suffered many hardships because of it.

It took almost a century to recover it.

Before it was learned that the

white man had once again

broken his word and

invaded sacred ground.

But this time

...the Chief and his men

were victorious.

And only then...

...did glory and prosperity return

to our people.

That's a really great story and ahh...

...I know how it feels to

loose something valuable.

I sympathize there,

I give you guys all my support

in the world in finding it now

if you just uncuff me

and get me out of here

you can go look for it!

One million dollars.

That's the price.

I want that mask back here...

...by tomorrow night.

Words going to get out.

Call the Indian.

Who's the Indian?

You hear that?

Agh

Your friends are in for it now.

Looks like we're hunting Elvises.

It seem as though the contest winner...

...wrote down his

address on his entry form.

Who would be that stupid?

Name, address, phone number.

Sign here.

All right, I'll stop talking.

What about him?

Well, he's an Elvis impersonator.

There's only one way to be safe.

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