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you shoot, you whatever.

Why would you want

to shoot these creatures?

What is wrong with you?

We came all the way down here

to the inferior hemisphere.

We're definitely gonna

shoot something.

I'm not gonna let you do this.

I don't think

you can stop us, honey.

Yeah.

Shoo! Shoo!

Get out of here!

These are bad people!

Bad, bad people!

All right, darlin',

we warned ya.

Now get outta the way

before we fire.

Well, looky here.

A perfect bathmat.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Oh, my god!

What are they saying?

They say,

"we want the white people."

Okay.

Wait! Are you

just gonna leave us?!

Yes! Goodbye!

Do you have any idea who I am?

Any idea at all?

I am only

the CEO of Dynet media!

World leader in viral marketing.

Ring any bells?

- Huh?

You don't even know what

viral marketing is, do you?

Ah, be quiet and get up!

I will not get up.

I shall not get up, either.

There's a reason

they keep you people down here

in the bottom of the planet.

Now, I have come to this toilet

of a country to shoot a llama,

and by god, I am going

to shoot a llama!

Never mess with a llama.

Don't mistake

their benevolence for weakness.

They are a proud beast.

- Vamos. Vamos.

- No!

Hey! Come.

Well, that wasn't very long

for the llamas, was it?

Oh, wow. Look at that.

That's what I have to deal with

on a day-to-day basis.

Do you see what she's doing?

- Sandrine, are you still there?

- Yes, love.

Oh.

Do you know where we are?

No, love.

I've got a bag on my head.

Oh, me too.

Heh. You wouldn't know it,

but, uh, I used to be famous.

I was in a rock band.

Hey, yeah!

You're a natural, man.

Boop.

Yeah. And the one thing

that people don't say

to people

in rock bands is, uh, no.

Well, a long story short,

I was diagnosed

with a sex addiction.

I went to rehab.

I was ready to leave, and, uh...

But then I met Sheila,

you know...

The woman that is

always mad with me.

I'll tell you, she saved me.

She pulled me back

from the brink...

And my old life.

All that old stuff

that I used to do, and, uh...

- Beer.

- Why not? Yeah!

While the cat is away.

Give it to me. Yeah.

Ahh.

Whew!

Get her passport.

You seem very nervous...

- Sandrine.

- It's just, um,

it's our first time

being kidnapped.

We don't want to get it wrong.

- Do we, Charlie?

- No.

You're doing just fine.

I run a top quality double

glazing company back in London,

and if we could pay the

ransom in windows...

French windows.

We do French windows, too.

Charlie, shh.

Hmm.

You like the British band

metal assassin?

Mmm. Mm-hmm.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Turk Enry is a god.

You...

Are Turk Enry's wife.

Oh, sh*t.

Yeah!

- Whoo!

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

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