Gun Shy Page #3

Synopsis: An undercover DEA agent almost gets killed, and to continue with his mission he needs to attend group therapy.
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Romance
Director(s): Eric Blakeney
Production: Hollywood Pictures
 
IMDB:
5.7
Metacritic:
42
Rotten Tomatoes:
24%
R
Year:
2000
101 min
245 Views


But he hadn't seen

it 3 weeks before.

He'd seen it 2 days before.

You understand?

That means the dog lived at

least 3 weeks with 3/4 of a head.

It must've hurt so much, but

the dog couldn't know why.

It's just a dog.

Sometimes I don't know

why it hurts so much.

Hi, my name is Johannsen.

Police department.

Here.

Are you Lukas Eiserbeck?

Yes, what can I do for you?

I'd like to ask

you some questions.

May I come in?

Thank you.

Sorry.

Sit down.

Thank you.

Please, sit.

You belong to the

Germania Rowing Club?

Yes, I joined a

few weeks ago.

Do you have a key

to the boathouse?

Yeah, sure.

I sometimes train early in the

morning when no one's there.

Could you imagine that

someone would steal a boat?

No.

Anybody can go to the

club and rent a boat.

Why would anybody

want to steal one?

That's what I'd say, too.

But a boat was actually

stolen from Germania.

A racing skiff.

What do you say to that?

But the thief

didn't get very far.

He crashed into the

first pier of a bridge,

and the boat sank.

So?

And then he hightailed it.

Or drowned.

No, no, no.

In that case, we'd have found

the body, but we didn't.

But...

We have a witness who says

he saw the man in the boat.

So?

Yes, it's really strange.

Because the witness says that

the man rowing was wearing...

something on his head that

looked like a night vision device.

Could I have a

glass of water?

Yes, of course.

Thank you.

- Are you ill?

- Yeah, I'm dying of cold.

Yes, thank you.

Now I'm kind of stuck.

I mean...

Who's going to be rowing

around in such lousy weather

at night, alone on a river?

Wearing a night

vision device.

Do you have any ideas?

No.

On the other hand, maybe

he wanted to carry out...

an assault from the water.

There are enough people

living on the river...

who might have enemies

or people who envy them.

Who's that anyway?

Kim Yong... what's-his-name,

the president of North Korea.

Yeah?

Are you interested

in politics?

No.

Yeah, and he's just

standing there,

the president of North Korea.

Yes.

Look at that!

That's strange, isn't it?

A snake in a

bottle of whisky.

Someone found it

on the riverbank.

Do you know where

it comes from?

North Korea.

They put poisonous

snakes in whisky bottles.

Strange, eh?

Hello.

Oh, it's you.

Did you leave the door open?

Yes.

- Did you hurt yourself?

- Well...

- Are you okay?

- Yes.

Heinrich!

Heinrich, how often

have I told you,

that thing isn't

suitable for stairs!

Why do you do kendo?

You learn not to

move your heart.

To keep control.

Not to run away, even

if it sometimes hurts.

As a kid, I couldn't

sleep for months,

'cause our toilet was broken.

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Eric Blakeney

Eric Blakeney (born September 14, 1959) is an American film and television director, producer and screenwriter. He is known for writing award-winning episodes of television for 21 Jump Street, and writing and directing a feature film, 2000's Gun Shy. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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