Gun Shy Page #2

Synopsis: An undercover DEA agent almost gets killed, and to continue with his mission he needs to attend group therapy.
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Romance
Director(s): Eric Blakeney
Production: Hollywood Pictures
 
IMDB:
5.7
Metacritic:
42
Rotten Tomatoes:
24%
R
Year:
2000
101 min
245 Views


But you don't live with them.

No, my dad has

a new family.

He doesn't even

know I'm here.

I wanted to leave my small

town and go to the big city.

My father left when I was 14.

My mother married

a few months later,

'cause she was lonely.

Yeah.

I gotta go.

What?

Why do you have to go?

I just do.

Bye!

Masks on!

That music's giving

me a headache.

Do we have to listen to that?

What kind of f***ing

music is that?

Are you whacko or something?

I'm sorry I bothered you.

I really didn't mean to.

I'll turn down the volume.

I've got a better idea;

come on in and we'll

have a beer together...

and I'll make up for it, okay?

Come on.

You know, every year, I take

a 3-week trip to North Korea.

Have a seat.

You can't imagine what a

beautiful country it is.

How friendly the people are,

how clean the streets are.

It's all so fresh,

so unspoiled, so...

so human.

And who do we owe that to?

Him!

Kim Jong-Il!

So, cheers!

Cheers!

Nice to meet you.

These are cassettes of the German

program from Radio Pyongyang.

Is that a real snake?

Yep.

Snake whisky.

A North Korean specialty.

The snakes are bottled alive

and spray their venom...

in death throes.

It's good for rheumatism.

And for...

yeah, you know...

love.

The dance of the

rice peasant.

Planting...

washing...

love...

love...

Come here.

Look, those

windows over there.

Everything's dark.

Everyone's alone.

No one's doing anything.

People don't believe

anyone anymore,

because there's nothing

left for them to believe in.

Their souls are

totally empty.

- Good evening.

- Good evening.

What do you

have on your head?

That's a night vision aid.

You look like a

single combat marine.

All that's missing

is your gun.

So what?

What're you doing here?

Just swimming around a bit.

I'm playing the dead man.

I've still got this

stupid thing on.

Lukas, you're all wet.

Come on.

What kind of thing is that?

Oh God, I'll take it off you.

Come on in.

Calm down.

Come on, sit down.

Come on, sit down.

There...

Here you are.

No, not there.

Here.

Come on now.

That's good.

Hold still.

Hold still.

Come on.

Now... calm down.

Calm down, come on.

That's good, that's good.

You'll warm up quickly, okay?

Lukas, is that you?

The door was open.

Where were you?

Who...

Who's that man?

Would you give me

a towel, please?

Please?

When I was in India I saw a dog

that had lost 1/4 of its head.

A clean cut right

across its head.

It was standing in Varanasi

in a puddle, drinking.

You could see the

bones and all,

but it drank as if

nothing was wrong.

3 weeks later I met an

Englishman who also mentioned

a dog in Varanasi, that was

missing 1/4 of its head.

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Eric Blakeney

Eric Blakeney (born September 14, 1959) is an American film and television director, producer and screenwriter. He is known for writing award-winning episodes of television for 21 Jump Street, and writing and directing a feature film, 2000's Gun Shy. more…

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