Guess Who Page #2
- They cost the same.
- They don't cost the same.
This one's from Saks.
This one's from Macy's.
Saks!
Thank you.
And now I can give my honest opinion.
- I'm digging that one, baby.
- Really?
Well, that's too bad,
'cause I'm wearing this one.
Hallelujah.
Sweetheart.
- Yeah?
- Listen.
Why do you even bother asking me?
'Cause it's a big day for us
and I wanted you to feel included.
Why couldn't you include
Martha Superfreak out there?
Dante is a nice man.
A nice man.
A nice man that part of the time
likes to sleep with other nice men.
Will you stop it?
Would you open your mind, Percy Jones?
Dante is a metrosexual.
- A what?
- He's a straight man with taste.
No such thing. You might as well tell me
he rode over here on a unicorn.
Look, serious face, serious moment.
I need to talk to you.
I know, baby. I'm working on my vows.
Almost got them perfect.
- That's sweet, but that's not it.
- What is it?
This boy that Theresa's bringing home?
I don't know who his people are,
where he's from...
I don't know anything about him.
But what I do know is that
I need you to be nice.
I'm always nice.
Let's be nice long enough
to find out who the boy is.
I already know who he is.
- You pulled his credit report?
- I did not.
You pulled his credit report, Percy?
I mean, I glanced at it.
But a credit report don't tell you
the character of a man.
But being a loan officer for 22 years...
I can size that boy up in an instant.
And you know I got a knack for it.
You know that.
Five seconds. That's all I need.
That's all I need.
- Nobody knows that better than me.
- Say what?
I didn't stutter.
I'm not so good with dads, baby.
I'm good with moms. I'm better with moms.
He's a big guy, right?
Scary big. He also has these...
piercing eyes that just burn
right into your soul.
Don't maintain eye contact for
a long period of time. At least today, okay?
Babe, I'm kidding.
Just relax. It's gonna be fun.
Okay?
- Did you tell them?
- What? Tell them what?
- Babe, don't... The...
- What?
- Did you... I'm...
- Cute? Clean-shaven? What?
Pigment-challenged?
Did you tell them that I'm white?
You're white?
You're white?
Stop the car!
Oh, my God! Look at what you...
Oh, my God.
Simon, I'm so sorry.
- It was a joke, sir. I was kidding.
- Yeah, sister. You're funny.
Simon, are you okay?
- Who are you?
- Are you serious?
Why am I in Jersey?
- Don't worry. It's gonna be great, okay?
- All right.
I'm very sorry. It was a bad joke.
- So, did you tell them?
- No. I only told them the important things.
That I love you.
That you're an amazing man.
That you have a very cute birthmark
on your left butt cheek.
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