Grow House Page #2

Why you keep going up and

down, man? Get the hell on.

God damn.

You get my keys?

Yeah man, you good.

Jesus Christ, man!

Nigga just snatched them

damn keys like they was his.

"Where you goin' partner?"

What the f*** was that?

Hey man, fire it up.

Fire it up before we pull

off, man. I need to get high.

Aw man, I smoked all that sh*t.

Watching you... that made

me nervous as hell, man!

Tell you this though, I'd get some

kush right now if I had some extra cash.

You always talking 'bout extra

cash. Extra this, extra that...

What is this sh*t you be talking about?

Is there some sh*t you just find?

- Like, extra?

- Man I don't gotta explain.

We all out here struggling. Not just us.

It's like every time I pay a bill,

another mothafucka pop up.

Sh*t! Money don't grow on trees.

First of all, we all ain't struggling.

It's you, bro.

'Cause you always out here

trying to be like everybody

that's trying to stunt on people.

Trying to live above your means.

You ain't got it like that, bro!

- That's it!

- We know that's it!

Everybody know that's how you is.

We talk about you all the time on Facebook.

That's right. That's it!

What, what? Where you going man?

No, when I said money don't grow on trees.

I know money don't grow on trees!

If that was the case I'd be

planting pennies all over the ground!

Only thing grow on trees

- is apples, oranges...

- Weed,

grows on...

Weed grow on trees.

We grow...

- ...trees!

- Trees!

We grow our own weed, and we

sell it to the dispensary...

We ain't gotta pay nobody.

We can smoke our own sh*t,

get high forever and ever!

Not to smoke the weed!

What you talking 'bout then?

Talkin' 'bout growing our own weed

and selling it to these damn dispensaries

that's been taking our customers!

I was thinking the same thing.

But you know what else I

was thinking to bust it down?

We do it in my mama's backyard.

I ain't talkin' about no

little-ass backyard boogie.

What you talking 'bout?

I'm talking 'bout a grow house!

- Yeah, that's smart.

- All we gotta do is

get our medical marijuana card.

That way we can grow it. Legally.

Sort of.

Don't you have to like be real

sick or dying or something like...

- That's what I thought! But no.

- Like polio?

- You don't.

- What?

I know a lot of people go

to this place right here.

- Where?

- Bam!

All kind of people in there not sick.

Bunch of healthy

mothafuckas running around.

Let me see this.

- Dr. Doobie?

- Mhmm.

Dr. Feelgood? Man ain't

nobody gonna believe that sh*t.

- What you talking 'bout?

- I'm not that stupid, bro.

- That ain't his real name.

- What his name then?

That's like his stage name kinda.

To get his customers.

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