Group Sex Page #2

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God, you guys got balls.

Oh yea, they got two.. four big ball.

big..

Incredible.

That was.. amazing.

I don't want to say it but

I'm proud of you man.

I don't know which way it's gonna go..

you played that guy perfectly.

Perfectly, man!

I was'nt playing him. Jerry.

I'm just sick with the bullshit in my life

- Good for you.

- Yeah, I'm tired of it.

I'm tired of the

one-night stand..

I'm tired of.. of crashing at your place for the past six months..

and I'm tired of feeling

sorry for myself ...

because my fiance

slept with some dick from the gym

and then dump me after 5 fantastic years together.

Good, vent!

- I just.. I'm taking a stand against bullshit.

- Get it out.

- You want to know what my credo is, Jerry?

- What's that?

No more bullshit.

I love that credo. Great, let's celebrate that credo tonight.

I've got an amazing situation lined up for us tonight.

- Jerry.

- Yeah?

Why shouldn't you just, get the slightest

bit sick of me? Little bit?

Sick of you? No.

We work together, we live together ...

we hang out together every night ...

it.. that's not healthy.

- What's not healthy?

- Us!

- What're you saying? What, you got plans tonight?

- Yes

Okay. Good. What are we doing?

Thank you.

- F***er!

- Sorry, sorry.

Hey, hey wait!

What, Jerry?

Yea listen up, Phoebe, Giselle and the girls ...

want to talk about airbrushing and retouching

and I told my art director was on his way

Uh-huh.

Listen, get your ass back to "P*ssy Town" man,

we're about to play "Spin the models".

Alright. Sounds good, man. Have a good time!

Alright, bye!

First time?

Uhh, yeah.

Burton.

Andy.

Did you call Helen to let her know you're coming?

No, actually.

Just wandered off the street?

- Kinda, yea.

- Fate.

Shall we?

They're not gonna bite.

Unless you ask them nicely.

Okay everybody. Let's take our seat.

It's an exciting day.

We have somebody brand new wants to come

and join the group.

Please come sit down, right here. There's a chair for you.

Ladies and gentlemen. May I introduce, Andy.

- Hi, Andy.

- Hi, Andy.

And Andy would like permission to join our group.

Any objections?

Okay. Welcome.

I would like to start the introduction.

I'm Burton ...

And I'm a sex addict.

I'm Tiffany, I'm a sex addict too.

But I'm celebrating 94 days now.

I'm Franny. I'm addicted to love ...

and I love to love bad men.

My name is Herman, December 10th..

I'll have 19 years hooker-free.

I'm Ramon, you know why I'm here.

Hye. Donny. Sex addict.

Unemployed, compulsive masturbator.

How's everyone doing?

Hi, I'm Vanessa ...

and I am addicted to sex.

Dude, this is genious.

Why did'nt we think of this before?

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