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Synopsis: In L.A., Maurice and Dave sell steaks - high-end cuts of beef. They've hit a patch of no sales, and they're facing being fired. Maurice needs money to enroll in his final semester of acupuncture school, and the recently-separated Dave needs money for his daughter's birthday gift. Their final client card: a beautiful woman opens the door, and she's attracted to Maurice, but a desperate call from a suicidal friend interrupts her signing the contract. Still hoping to close the sale, Maurice and Dave offer to drive her to the friend's house, and there, troubles multiply. Facing guns, hitmen, and women's secrets, a sale is the farthest thing from their minds. Are they about to be grilled?
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Jason Ensler
Production: New Line Cinema
 
IMDB:
5.2
R
Year:
2006
83 min
87 Views


Yeah, cute.

Take it easy.

She's too happy

for you.

- How is everything?

- I have two iced teas now.

You must be thirsty.

Kristy, do you see what I do so we can

spend some time alone together?

And the dish ran away

with the spoon.

It's been so hard

being apart like this.

I think we need

to see each other more.

- That's what I think.

- I think you're nuts.

So you wanna help me

steal a swing set?

Not before we try these.

All right, so it's all

there in the application.

You're gonna get a free delivery,

you're gonna get a free freezer

and you're gonna get

10 free filets.

Take it.

I don't understand

why we need all this meat.

I'm sorry. We went overthis.

Andy likes filets.

You like the rib eye.

This whole order is customized

for the Wilson family.

Sally's been on

this health kick lately.

- It's not a kick.

- Program, honey.

She's been eating healthy,

and she wants to keep it up.

Eating healthy

means eating meat in the middle.

You make meat the hub.

Let your otherfoods fill in around it.

We were made to eat

meat originally by God.

Our inner system works better when

it we give it what it was meant to have.

Don't you think it's healthy to have

what God meant for you to have?

I guess so.

I guess so too.

Take it for

Sally's health.

Honey...

- Okay, great, good.

We'll be back with the freezer first

thing in the morning.

- I think we turned it around yesterday.

- I think we did.

- Victory smells good.

- Tastes good.

- Mr. Wilson?

- Oh, no, I'm sorry.

You can't bring that in here.

And please move your truck.

What? No, we're not taking

delivery of this.

No no, you taste victory.

You smell success.

- Sh*t! F***! Come on!

- No no!

We should have stayed for tea

when she asked us.

- No f***ing way!

- Hold it.

Yeah yeah, no, we're okay.

Just wait right there.

We're gonna be okay.

Andy, Sally, you're gonna love it.

It's a beaut.

- We changed our mind.

- No no no, it's okay.

Andy and Sally,

we see this all the time.

Absolutely, you know, it's-it's-it's

common to feel a little overwhelmed

- on a new purchase.

- Sure sure.

Change is good!

You know that.

Knock back

if you think change is good.

Come on, Andy, Sally.

We had an agreement!

You go through

leads like water.

I think it's time to give it a break.

You boys need a rest.

What are you,

a psychiatrist?

You could use some time

in Ensenada, Langer.

Both of you

probably, apart.

- Now you're our social director?

- No, it means we're fired.

Is that the expression,

"Go to Ensenada"?

It's a slump, Dick, okay?

Everybody goes through 'em.

Dick, can't acknowledge a simple

string of bad luck?

The word doesn't exist. If you believe

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William Tepper

William Tepper (June 27, 1948 – October 4, 2017)[1] was an American actor and screenwriter. He was best known for his lead role in the 1971 movie, Drive, He Said, which also marked Jack Nicholson's debut as a film director. Tepper and Nicholson traveled to the 1971 Cannes Film Festival for the film's debut. Tepper's other film roles included Breathless in 1983 and a co-starring role in the 1984 Tom Hanks film, Bachelor Party, as well as the 1970s television series, Ironside and Kojak.In addition to acting, Tepper co-produced the 1980 dramatic film, Heart Beat, which starred Nick Nolte and Sissy Spacek. Tepper also produced and wrote the screenplay for the 2006 film, Grilled, starring Ray Romano, Kevin James and Sofia Vergara.William Tepper died of a heart attack on October 4, 2017, at the age of 69. more…

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