Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer Page #3

as Santa,

but as for me and grandpa, we believe.

Well, Im fixing to take these

extra cookies and cakes

to the volunteers at the Cityville

community services building.

Its too late to go out now, grandma.

If Id had some help I would have been

finished hours ago.

I was busy.

Sorry, had to finish my homework.

Last-minute shopping.

Youve been drinking too much eggnog.

Please, dont go!

Were begging!

Besides, I left my medication

at the store.

On, Donner! On, Blitzen!

Its him! Santa Claus!

He is real!

Grandma, watch out!

Come on, everyone!

Hurry! Grandma got run over

by Santas reindeer!

Jake, close the door and get in here.

Santa hit grandma! Grandma needs help!

The only person who needs

help in this family is you.

Now, Jake, calm down. Take a breath.

Okay, Santa Claus was

flying low like this.

And grandma was walking like this

and is here, and

Now, honey, you must have had

a bad dream.

In case you havent noticed, Frank, your

son suffers from a dreaded affliction.

What affliction?

The Santa Claus is real syndrome.

Hes got all the symptoms:

Writing lists to Santa, checking them

twice, good behavior,

falling asleep before midnight.

I figure he gets it from his grandma.

You saw what happened, didnt you,

grandpa?

Im sorry. Were you talking to me?

I was too busy watching grandma get

run over by a reindeer-drawn sleigh.

Yes!

What a sight!

Sleigh come out of nowhere.

Grandma takes a header into the

snowbank. Sleigh vanishes

like the ghost of Christmas past!

And thats whats called an advanced

case of Santa Claus is real syndrome.

Oh, honestly, grandpa.

Weve got to go help grandma!

Nothing is out there.

Frank, do something.

Look, Jake, if I call the local shelter

and have grandma speak to you

will you go to bed?

But she wont!

I saw her!

I told you Santa hit her with his sleigh!

Call the police!

Thats right, officer.

Missing.

Hit by Santas sleigh.

Yes, weve been drinking eggnog.

Theyll be out first thing in the morning.

And what did you see, young man?

I saw grandma get run over by a reindeer.

Here we go again.

Sorry, son, impossible.

Right here in the manual.

Theres no such thing as Santa Claus.

Is, too.

We got a code 12-25:

Santa Claus is real syndrome

family dispute.

Come on!

Ill show you where she got run over.

When we found her Christmas morning

at the scene of the attack

See?

she had hoofprints on her forehead

and incriminating Claus marks

on her back.

Okay, weve got some reindeer hoofprints

and sleigh tread marks leading to a

Oh, yeah!

What appears to be an impression of a

person in the snow, look there. But, uh

How do we know its grandma?

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