Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer Page #2
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But grandmas shouldnt talk that way.
Grandma,
if this store were mine,
Id sell it.
Cousin Mel,
this store will never be yours.
Oh, yeah!
Well see.
Cousin Mel was wrong.
You can keep a store going
By the looks of my house
at Christmas time
youd think grandma was single-handedly
supplying the entire free world
with Christmas goodies.
The way I see it, you can divide
the world into two groups:
People who like fruitcake,
and all the rest of us.
The holidays were upon us
till the day I heard the doorbell
and a chill ran up my spine.
I grabbed the wife and children
has just come back again:
It was harder than the head
of uncle Bucky,
heavy as a sermon of preacher Lucky,
ones enough to give the whole state
of Kentucky a great big bellyache.
barnyard turkeys,
tougher than a truckload of all-beef jerky
drier than a drought in Albuquerque
grandmas killer fruitcake.
Youre a great helper, Jake.
Now, just stir that bowl of ingredients
and its ready for the oven.
Grandma, Jake,
Im afraid Doofus got out again.
I cant find him anywhere.
Why, I wonder where that adorable dog
could have run off to this time.
Come on, Jake.
Hah! I dont know who buys your
cakes and cookies
but this will for darn sure
make everyone sick.
That ought to stop people
from shopping at the store
and with no customers youll
have to sell, grandma!
Doofus was right next to the fireplace.
Must have missed him.
What were you saying?
Id have to sell?
Oh, sell a lot, the way
these pastries taste.
Careful, grandma. Dont drink too much
eggnog without your medication.
Youd think at my age youd
outgrow an allergy to eggs.
Now, whered I put those pills?
Ive got some mistletoe and holly. Whos
going to help me with the decorating?
Cant. Have to call my boyfriend.
Sorry, grandma, got to dash to the gym.
Uh, Id love to, but Frank
The games just starting on TV.
Ill help you, grandma.
My little man.
Thanks.
Nobody understood me like grandma did.
Christmas time was as important to her
as it was to me.
Well, we did it.
Thats right on the nose, Jake.
We did it.
The sooner you go to sleep,
Grandma, Daphne says
heres no such thing as Santa.
doesnt believe like I do.
Have you ever seen him?
No, but Ive seen him in the smiles of people
who share with others every Christmas.
If you ever run into him, say hi for me.
Good night, Jake.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
walking home from our house
Christmas Eve.
You can say theres no such thing
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