Grandma Page #4
ELLE:
We’re disturbing you. Isn’t that
right?
CAFE MANAGER:
Yes. That’s right. You are also
disturbing me.
ELLE:
Because I’m talking aboutabortions?
CAFE MANAGER:
Yes. That’s right. Now pleasetake your coffee and enjoy itsomewhere else.
ELLE:
This used to be an abortion clinic,
do you know that?
(MORE)
ELLE (CONT'D)
Where you are standing right now,
there were countless unintended
pregnancies terminated.
CAFE MANAGER:
Please leave. Leave now.
ELLE:
Wait, I’m going to enjoy this threedollar “drip” coffee first! I’ve
got news for you - all coffeedrips! So you don’t have to callit “drip” coffee - that’s aredundancy! Hey, look, it’sdripping!
Elle POURS THE REST OF HER COFFEE ON THE FLOOR.
ELLE (CONT’D)
I enjoyed that! That was some gooddrip coffee!
SAGE:
(to manager)
I’m sorry!
ELLE:
Why should you be sorry? He should
be sorry!
They go to the door.
10 EXT. CAFE PARKING LOT - DAY 10
They walk towards the car.
SAGE:
French press.
ELLE:
What?
SAGE:
French press coffee. It doesn’t
drip.
ELLE:
Well, I guess not. Touche. Can
you believe that guy? These
bastards think they can turn theclock back fifty years.
(MORE)
(pause)
Crap.
ELLE (CONT'D)
She stops walking.
What?
SAGE:
ELLE:
I really have to use the rest room.
The manager looks up from where he is mopping up coffee.
ELLE:
Here, lemme help you with that.
CAFE MANAGER:
No, that’s alright ELLE
I insist, I feel terrible.
Elle grabs some napkins and gets down to help him mop thespill.
ELLE (CONT’D)
So, do you need a key to use thebathroom or is it unlocked?
He stares at her.
Elle joins Sage outside the cafe.
ELLE:
Okay, everyone’s friends now. Sowho’s the guy?
Who?
SAGE:
ELLE:
penis involved. Who is he?
One night stand?
SAGE:
No. He’s kind of my boyfriend.
don’t know.
I:
ELLE:
You don’t know? Well who does
know? If you don’t know.
SAGE:
He was supposed to get the money bythis morning.
ELLE:
What happened?
SAGE:
He didn’t get it. He told me he
would. But he didn’t.
ELLE:
Alright, well. This is his problem
too.
(stops)
You understand that, right?
Sage nods.
ELLE (CONT’D)
Do you? Understand that?
SAGE:
Yeah. Of course, he’s not the one
who’s pregnant.
ELLE:
Well that’s the f***ing problem
right? He’s not the one who’s
pregnant. He’d be shitting his
pants if he were. He’d find the
f***ing money if he was about to
swell up like he swallowed awatermelon.
SAGE:
I guess.
ELLE:
Let’s go talk to him.
SAGE:
Who, Cam? I don’t know if that’s a
good idea.
ELLE:
“Cam?” His name is “Cam?”
A small house.
CAM opens the door. He looks annoyed.
Cam is eighteen. Working on a scruff-beard.
jersey on with a marijuana leaf on it.
He has a hockey
CAM:
What are you doing here?
SAGE:
Are your parents here?
No.
CAM:
SAGE:
So can we come in?
CAM:
Whatever, yeah.
They come in. The house is messy. Cramped.
SAGE:
Umm, you were supposed to get the
money.
CAM:
I couldn’t get it. That f***in
a**hole wouldn’t front me the
money. I thought he would.
ELLE:
Well you’re gonna have to get it,
Cam. Half. Give us half the
money.
CAM:
Who is this?
SAGE:
My grandmother.
CAM:
Grandma? Yo Grandma, what youdoing here?
ELLE:
Listen, you have to takeresponsibility for this.
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