Grandma's Boy Page #3

Om.

Om.

- Tea?

- Sure.

It's a wonderful

dandelion-nettle blend.

Very cleansing.

Good for new beginnings.

So, Samantha, as you know,

our immediate focus...

...is the completion of "Eternal Death Slayer 3"

in time for the fall.

We've had an enormous amount

of bugs at this stage, and, quite frankly...

I'm a little more than concerned.

"Knife Head IV" was in a similar situation,

but we met the deadline.

"Jump Rope City" was a total nightmare,

and we figured it out.

That's why I brought you in.

To complete E.D.S. 3 on schedule...

...so we can free up all the testers for

J.P.'s new masterpiece.

Two major titles in one year?

And he's programming

and designing them all by himself?

- He must be a genius.

- Well,J.P. is not normal.

He created the original

"Eternal Death Slayer" when he was only 13.

He's the definition of a prodigy.

- J.P.

- Sorry I'm late, Mr. Cheezle.

I was in the middle of another huge breakthrough

with the new game.

- How's it looking?

- It's the future of gaming.

Breathtaking. Care for tea?

No, I'm good.

Uh, I don't believe that we've met.

Oh, this is Samantha Garson.

I brought her in from New York to, uh,

be the project manager on E.D.S. 3.

Hi. It's nice to finally meet you.

You have quite a reputation.

Everything you've heard about me is true.

So, uh, if you ever need anything,

just please, feel free to call.

- I'll give you all my numbers.

- Thanks, I will.

Seriously, anything you need.

Say,J.P., why don't you show Samantha around

the office, introduce her to everyone.

Sure. I cou-Yeah.

I'll put my genius on hold for awhile.

After you, my lady.

Namaste, you guys.

Did the kids in school hound you

for "Eternal Death Slayer" tips?

School.

I didn't need school.

All I ever cared about were video games,

and they've made me a millionaire.

So maybe I don't know

what the Civil War was...

...or who invented the helicopter,

even though I own one.

But I did beat "The Legend of Zelda"

before I could walk.

- That's cool.

- Yeah.

I'm thinking of getting metal legs. It's

a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.

What's in here?

It's just the kids

in their break room.

Or as I call it,

"The Stupid Idiot Room Full ofJerks. "

- Mine's the biggest office-

- Let's check it out.

- Let's go!

- You suck! You suck!

I thought you were

good at this, man.

Oh, flies. I'm a frog.

I'm eating flies. A lot more than you.

Eat that frog dick, Timmy! Eat it!

I'm sorry you had to see this.

It's all these poor knaves have to

look forward to every day.

Yeah! Your sh*t's weak!

Sh*t's weak!

Whoa! Yeah! Yeah!

Your sh*t's weak! Wizzeak!

- You never had a chance, Timmy.

- I'll get you eventually, gray bush. Time is on my side.

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