Grandma's Boy Page #2

Synopsis: When his roommate spends the rent money on hookers, Alex, a 35 year old video game tester has to find a new place to live. After an "encounter" with his friend's mom, Alex is forced to move in with his grandmother. Trying to save face with his younger co-workers, Alex says that "a really cute chick said I could sleep with her and her two crazy girlfriends" (meaning his grandmother and her two roommates).
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Nicholaus Goossen
Production: 20th Century Fox
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
7.0
Metacritic:
33
Rotten Tomatoes:
16%
R
Year:
2006
94 min
$5,935,826
Website
4,589 Views


My roommates said

they are gonna get me rims for Christmas.

Or a C.B. Radio. I can

talk to other car beds. That'll be hot.

Might get a stereo too.

- My sister said I should get an alarm.

- Shut up.

Gross.

Oh,yeah.

Come on, Lara. My cock is lost in the jungle

and it's up for you to find it.

Oh, Lara,you dirty,

dirty adventurer.

Come on. Let's go exploring.

Why don't you explore

my underwear, baby?

Damn,you look good.

What's under the skirt, Lara?

Oh, let's see. Huh?

Ooh, Lara, no panties?

How'd you know I liked it like that?

Oh, yeah. Okay.

- Ooh, here we go. All right. Here we go.

- Jeffrey?

- What are you doing up so-

- Oh! Oh, my God! I'm sorry!

I can't stop coming!

I'm sorry! It feels so good!

I can't believe

you came on my mom.

You might be the biggest perv in the world

right now. What were you thinking?

I couldn't sleep. I saw the doll.

So you can't wake me up

to play video games or something?

Didn't want to disturb you. You were balls deep

in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth.

I love my turtle.

Anyway, my mom said

you could still stay the night.

Oh, yeah, that's not

an awkward breakfast.

Tell her thanks. I'm just going to go

crash at the office.

- All right, suit yourself. I'll see you in a couple hours.

- Yeah.

You can keep the doll,

by the way.

Oh, I was planning on that.

Oh! My doll is a whore.

Uh, excuse me?

Hi.

Good morning. Um, I'm just looking

for my office.

Are you the new janitor?

No, I'm, uh, Samantha Garson.

I'm here to oversee the final stages of

production on "Eternal Death Slayer 3."

Oh, hi. I didn't know

anyone new was coming in.

- I'm Alex. I'm one of the testers.

- Do you usually sleep here?

No. I was working late.

I love work. I love life.

That's good to know.

Yeah, um, your office is probably

the empty one down the hall.

- Thank you. Alex, there's-

- Yeah?

Brush your teeth.

I'll see you later.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Johnny.

Who the f*** is Johnny?

What's up, Douche Bigalow?

How'd you sleep last night?

Fine, Speed Racer.

What did you do, valet your bed?

Uh, no, but I'll self-park it

in your a**hole.

- Come on. Let's go to lunch.

- Hey, you remember Lara, don't you?

Yes, I do, and she

already has a cold sore. That's a surprise.

Hey, word on the street is Mr. Cheezle

brought some girl here from New York...

...to make sure we finish

"Eternal Death Slayer" on time.

Yeah, her name's Samantha.

She's really hot. She wants to bang me.

- I'm sure she does. Are you ready?

- Oh, please.

Line up, you f***ing nerds.

Who wants a shot at the champ?

Who's going down?

I'm taking the title, old man.

The game... is Frog Bog.

Let's do it.

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