Grandma's Boy

Synopsis: When his roommate spends the rent money on hookers, Alex, a 35 year old video game tester has to find a new place to live. After an "encounter" with his friend's mom, Alex is forced to move in with his grandmother. Trying to save face with his younger co-workers, Alex says that "a really cute chick said I could sleep with her and her two crazy girlfriends" (meaning his grandmother and her two roommates).
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Nicholaus Goossen
Production: 20th Century Fox
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
7.0
Metacritic:
33
Rotten Tomatoes:
16%
R
Year:
2006
94 min
$5,935,826
Website
893 Views


You look like a bag of shit.

You sure you don't wanna borrow

my birthday suit?

Thanks anyway,

but brown's not my color.

This isn't brown. I'm bronzed.

So you can't kill the demon

at the end of Level 6?

Do you have the magic arrows?

Easy. Here's what you do.

Hide behind the boulder.

When the demon comes out of the cave,

shoot him three times with the magic arrows.

Then his head will start to spin.

Once that happens...

...you jump up on the boulder,

you do a flying downward thrust...

...with the Sword of Doom

and that's it.

Level 6 is done. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

- Have I told you today how much I love you?

- Mmm. Hey, Grandma.

- Hi, honey.

- Ooh. You look hot.

Well, I haven't been

out and about for a while...

...so I thought

I'd step it up a notch.

- Well, it worked.

- Good. Oh, your father tells me that you need a place to stay.

- Yeah.

- Just so you know, Sophie left us two weeks ago.

So her room is available

if you need it.

- Oh, where'd Sophie move to?

- Heaven.

Ooh. Sorry. Uh, Sophie was so-

- Mean and full of hate.

- Yeah.

- So you want to move in tonight?

- You know what? That's a really sweet offer...

...but unfortunately, I promised

my friend Jeff I'd stay at his house.

- Come in. Hurry up.

- You sure this is okay?

Yeah. It's totally cool. Just keep your voice down.

My roommates are sleeping.

- You mean your parents?

- Yeah, same thing.

- Nice jammies.

- Thanks. They're a present from my roommates.

That's cool.

Here we go.

- Um, where am I supposed to sleep?

- On the air mattress.

Do you need a stuffed animal?

I have a dog. I think I have a bear.

Yeah, I have a bear.

- What are you, eight?

- At least I have my own bed.

- Your bed is a car.

- Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car.

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