Grandma's Boy Page #2
My roommates said
they are gonna get me rims for Christmas.
Or a C.B. Radio. I can
talk to other car beds. That'll be hot.
Might get a stereo too.
- My sister said I should get an alarm.
- Shut up.
Gross.
Oh,yeah.
Come on, Lara. My cock is lost in the jungle
and it's up for you to find it.
Oh, Lara,you dirty,
dirty adventurer.
Come on. Let's go exploring.
Why don't you explore
my underwear, baby?
Damn,you look good.
What's under the skirt, Lara?
Oh, let's see. Huh?
Ooh, Lara, no panties?
How'd you know I liked it like that?
Oh, yeah. Okay.
- Ooh, here we go. All right. Here we go.
- Jeffrey?
- What are you doing up so-
- Oh! Oh, my God! I'm sorry!
I can't stop coming!
I'm sorry! It feels so good!
I can't believe
you came on my mom.
You might be the biggest perv in the world
right now. What were you thinking?
I couldn't sleep. I saw the doll.
So you can't wake me up
to play video games or something?
Didn't want to disturb you. You were balls deep
in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth.
I love my turtle.
Anyway, my mom said
you could still stay the night.
Oh, yeah, that's not
an awkward breakfast.
Tell her thanks. I'm just going to go
crash at the office.
- All right, suit yourself. I'll see you in a couple hours.
- Yeah.
You can keep the doll,
by the way.
Oh, I was planning on that.
Oh! My doll is a whore.
Uh, excuse me?
Hi.
Good morning. Um, I'm just looking
for my office.
Are you the new janitor?
No, I'm, uh, Samantha Garson.
I'm here to oversee the final stages of
production on "Eternal Death Slayer 3."
Oh, hi. I didn't know
anyone new was coming in.
- I'm Alex. I'm one of the testers.
No. I was working late.
I love work. I love life.
That's good to know.
Yeah, um, your office is probably
the empty one down the hall.
- Thank you. Alex, there's-
- Yeah?
Brush your teeth.
I'll see you later.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Johnny.
Who the f*** is Johnny?
What's up, Douche Bigalow?
How'd you sleep last night?
Fine, Speed Racer.
What did you do, valet your bed?
Uh, no, but I'll self-park it
in your a**hole.
- Come on. Let's go to lunch.
- Hey, you remember Lara, don't you?
Yes, I do, and she
already has a cold sore. That's a surprise.
Hey, word on the street is Mr. Cheezle
brought some girl here from New York...
...to make sure we finish
"Eternal Death Slayer" on time.
Yeah, her name's Samantha.
She's really hot. She wants to bang me.
- I'm sure she does. Are you ready?
- Oh, please.
Line up, you f***ing nerds.
Who wants a shot at the champ?
Who's going down?
I'm taking the title, old man.
The game... is Frog Bog.
Let's do it.
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