Gorod Zero Page #2

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Nohow.

Buses are out of service now.

And how are you going to get there?

I live here, in the museum.

But if you urgently need the town, there is a lady near by. Sometimes in the evening she goes to town by her car

I can find out if she goes tonight.

Be so kind.

Anna? It's me.

Do you plan to go to the town tonight? I have a handsome young man here...Would you take him with you?

Thank you.

Everything is set. An hour later she'll pick you up. And for now you can take a look at the museum, 30 kopecks for the ticket.

Where are we going?

The display is located at the depth of 28 meters.

Did they dig the mine for the museum specifically?

Of cause, not. In 19 century it was a coal mine. The workers found an old burial.

The local merchant Butov, an archeology fan, has bought out all the land around and, continuing excavations, has founded the museum.

Please, come in. Where is the light here?

The most ancient artifacts which were found on the territory of our town date from the fall of Troy.

In this sarcophagus was buried one of Trojan kings, Dardan.

Wait, how could Trojans get here?

Professor Rottenberg has proven that some Trojans after Troy has fallen went to the North

and after approaching the local lands, they have founded their first settlement, where our town is now located.

Here you see the inscription: 'Dardan - Gelen's son, Priam's grandson.

There are the same words on the shield, which Butov has discovered beside the sarcophagus.

Let's go further.

'Our power is in the truth of history.'

The second cohort of the XIVth double Mars' legion.

Wait, you mean these are Romans?

Absolutely correct.

This is the cohort, of which disappearance on the way from Britain to Caucasus, the head of the legion, Titrubriy, was reporting to Neron.

The remains of the cohort were discovered by Butov during the excavation of the second shaft.

What a nonsense. Romans have never reached the territory of the USSR.

The sculpture portraits were reconstructed by our artist Igor Rumin following the professor Gerasimov's method.

Let's continue the viewing.

Attila's bed, on which the Huns' leader raped the Vest-Ost's queen with his horde watching him.

Professor Rottenberg discovered the remains of the semen on it. He extracted the DNA,

put the data into computer and created absolutely genuine look of Attila.

These are the first people who danced rock-n-roll in our town.

Nikolay Smorodinov, the head of the Town Committee of Komsomol, who expelled them from Komsomol.

This is the pistol of Peter Urusov, who shot Pseudo-Dmitriy the Second. Here is the head of the impostor.

Where did you get the head from?

After Pseudo-Dmitry's death Marina Mnishek ordered to her doctor Izmail to embalm the head of her husband.

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