Gopala Gopala

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This is Meenakshi.

Gopalrao's wife and

Lord Gopal's devotee.

She keeps troubling her husband

with love and God with her devotion.

This is Moksha. Gopalrao's son.

Poor fellow! Like his lessons in algebra,

he can never understand his parents too.

This is Gopalrao's elder sister

And this is his brother in law.

Gopalrao gave dowry for her sisters sake.

This man gave it back to Gopal Rao

as loan and is extracting interest.

Actually, loan is just a reason for him

to settle in this house.

Just like a crow that found grain.

What? Isn't your brother paying

the interest this time?

He cant take me for granted just

because he is brother in law.

I will be dead before that.

Remove your hand first

or you will actually die.

Oh! My!

This body which is rolling

and slopping is, Otthu.

He is usually the victim

of meenakshi's devotion.

Govinda! Govinda!

Govinda! Govinda!

Govinda! Govinda!

You must be wondering

who this Gopalrao is--

He is a good man who

appears bad or vice versa.

When all others believe in

God he lives selling the God.

- Otthu.

- Lord Vinayaka.

Please save me god.

Come fast. Seems like people are

ready to build a temple if we are late.

Thanks!

What is this.. they don't even

stop praying the idol even here.

Guruji! Why is God wearing your helmet?

Look at the people out there.

Now God needs more safety than me.

It is empty now.

Didn't understand?

An ice cream seller has

to sweat in the in hot sun...

...but he has to keep

the ice cream in the freezer.

That is not fair Guruji.

You cant compare God with that.

Your God doesn't have

an address if I don't sell him.

Now tell me who Is great?

Him or the one who give him shelter.

Do you have Gangajal?

Of course we have.

Guruji just filled it up.

Piled it up is what he is saying.

Here.. Fresh Gangajal.

Just arrived in the morning from

Gangotri in Ganga travels.

Is it?

What is this Guruji?

Great woman,

she could smell and identify Gangajal.

Is it the first time

you are getting on to a bike?

Yes sir.

Muhurat is approaching. Are you ready?

One.. two.. sit properly.. three.

Sh*t.

What sir?

Sneeze, this damn sneeze.

If there is one sneezes before

dying even death will halt.

Now riding this bike is like getting

into coffin. You better discard this.

It is a new vehicle.. I cant do that!

- Why did you buy this new trouble?

- Please do it quickly.

Donate it to a priest like me.

This is the Superstitions.

"If you see a cat,

you believe that your work will fail."

"But when the cat sees you,

it will be disaster for her."

"You believe that lizards speak truth

but bad luck if they fall on you."

"Stamping on fox tail is luck but

when it howls its a bad omen."

"Why? Why? Why all this?"

"Why? Why?

Two limbs we all have."

"But the right is more auspicious.

Why these blind faiths?"

"Why? Why?"

"Why the faiths of Architecture..

as the earth is around like a ball."

"If you have the courage,

you don't need holy threads."

"If you have strength in your soul,

the talismans are nothing."

"Hands are for acting but not for

rings with colour stones."

Oh god.

Mom said that if I write the saikoti,

saibaba will come.

My dads last wish was to take all

the families in this colony to Varanasi.

I request all of you to join

our trip to Varanasi...

...and give peace to my fathers soul.

Your family must join.

Yeah. Definitely.

I will not come.

It is only for four days.

Lets go please.

You tell him.

We can do the rituals in Ganga

in the name of our forefathers.

Why should we go to Kaasi

and waste food there?

We can as well feed someone here.

He said that his father soul will

rest in peace if we all go.

Oh poor! He was bed ridden for

two years and this son never turned up!

He was counting dollars in America.

Now all this is for building reputation

Daddy please daddy! Lets go daddy.

It will be good, it seems.

Guruji. Idols are sold cheap in Kaasi.

If we can get one load...

...it will be bhajan trip

for them and business trip for us.

So, when are we leaving?

You were not interested just now.

What would I do when

children are insisting.

Play, you play man.

Oh lord!

"Oh Govinda! Gopala! Butter Thief!"

"Where did you go after stealing butter?"

"Oh Govinda! Gopala! Butter Thief!"

"Where did you go after stealing butter?"

"Gopal! Oh Nanda Gopal!"

"Oh Govinda! Gopala! Butter Thief!"

"Where did you go after stealing butter?"

"Go.. Go.. Go.. Gopala."

"Go.. Go.. Go.. Gopala."

"Go.. Go.. Go.. Gopala."

"Go.. Go.. Go.. Gopala."

Give me four dozen

Ganesha with big belly.

Flute Krishna two dozen...

...that six pack Hanuman a dozen.

And yes that lady on the tiger,

give six of them.

Bhai.. She is Goddess Durga.

Yeah yeah Durga.

What is the total?

Total six dozens.

Six dozens?

Then you must give at

least three Saibaba as bonus!

Play, you play man.

- Bhai, come here.

- What?

I have one miraculous idol. Maha Shivling.

It emerged from the ground! Only one lakh!

One lakh?

You should know that I am the master

of this story! You are just a small kid.

Pack and send the order.

You cant fool me. One lakh eh?

Believe it or not!

You have to follow some traditions.

You know that I don't believe all this!

Then why did you come to Kaasi?

He is like that! Please continue.

Not that.

You carry on..

Go on.. you know I don't like these all.

You carry on..

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