Goosebumps

some old baby pictures.

I really did look like

baby Gollum.

Yeah, yeah.

That's always the case, right?

- Hey, Becca.

- Oh, hey.

Yay. New friends,

new friends, new friends.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What do you think you're doing?

I'm going to work.

Gonna do some educating.

Some administrating.

Cool. Mom, I'm the new kid,

which presents

its own set of obstacles.

Not sure walking in with

the vice principal is the play.

Just give me a 60-second

head start

so I at least have a chance.

Deal. You promise

you'll give it a shot?

You know I can't

promise you that.

I promise. All right?

And this door-locking thing...

Come on, you're better

than that.

Sixty seconds start now,

60, 59, 58, 57, 56, 55, 54...

All right. Let's find our seats,

ladies and gentlemen.

Find our seats quickly.

Let's find our seats.

Mm-hm.

Okay. Let's settle down.

Um...

Okay. Uh, sorry.

Excuse me. Let me just...

Okay, cool. Okay.

So you're the new kid.

Oh, yeah.

Cool, cool.

Oh. Hi, Taylor.

Hi, Chump.

She just call you "Chump"?

Yes, indeed, she did.

My real name is Champ,

you know.

But she's never

talked to me before,

so we're making progress.

Three. two, one.

Settle down.

Good morning.

I am so happy

to introduce you

to our new vice principal,

Miss Cooper.

And I hope that you show her

the same respect

that you show me.

Who did that? Who did that?

Miss Cooper.

Hi, everyone.

I know I speak

for the entire administration

when I say that we are so

excited for Friday's fall dance.

We can't stop

twerking about it.

Oh, no, she didn't.

She's worse

than the last one.

That's my mom.

Oh, well, the last one

was fantastic.

I... I'm kidding. I don't even

know what twerking is.

But I hear it's very popular...

So you taking anyone

to the dance?

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