Goon: Last of the Enforcers Page #2

say hi to my one teammate Eva

who couldn't be here tonight. She's my teammate

and can't be here right now. My wife Eva.

- Doug with that big dick! (blonde woman laughing)

- That's not appropriate.

- I'll do whatever my team needs me to do.

- (blonde woman): Yeah, you do.

- (other woman):
Yeah, Dougie!

- Whatever you need.

(Eva vomiting) Hahaha!

- Oh, my God!

- Hahaha!

My beer is back.

(Eva coughing) (toilet flushing)

(sighing)

- Ugh!

(other toilet flushing)

(ominous music) (baby laughing)

Aw, f...

- F*** sake!

Jesus Christ! Goddammit!

No one wants to skate anymore. Is

that it? Do you want to sit here?

Breathe hard? Dougie, you're on.

I want you to rough up a few Reading c*nts

right now. The boys need some inspiration,

and you can provide that.

Let's go! Come on, come on!

- Let's go, boys! Let's turn

this f***ing thing around.

(dramatic music)

- Here it comes.

(crowd gasping)

- You wanna go?

(stick falling on ice)

(whistle)

- Come on, come on.

- (crowd, chanting): Fight!

- (McCauley):
Jesus Christ!

Anders came with the opening salvo!

- Come on, come on!

- Doug Glatt is rocked!

Cain just keeps pouncing.

The Thug is in trouble, folks!

- Ugh!

(grunting)

- (McCauley):
What has

happened to Doug Glatt?

The champion in so many eyes!

(crowd cheering)

- (Laflamme):
F*** off! You f***!

(Glatt groaning)

- You popped your whole arm out. F*** me!

- Did I lose?

(rock music)

(audio feedback)

- Our boy's moving on to greener pastures.

But remember, once a Highlander...

- (crowd):
Always a Highlander!

- F***ing A!

- This one's for you, Dougie.

(guitar tuning and drumroll)

Oh, Dougie boy

The pipes, the pipes are calling

- Jesus Christ, he's drunk already.

- F***ing right, man. From glen to glen

- Potato f***ing salad.

- And down the mountain

- Ow!!

- You will never eat a meal in peace.

- Animals don't eat in peace.

Animals eat pieces of dog sh*t.

- I'm not a f***ing animal, man!

I'm a real person! I got real f***ing

emotions. I don't eat... F*** you!

- Ow! You f***ing Neanderthals!

- So f***ing tired though.

I'm not as fast as I used to be.

- I'm not as tough as I used to be.

- (man):
Dougie, this is all for you!

(some people laughing)

- How much you... How much recovery time?

(man still singing)

- Doctor said

that I should never play hockey again.

- Tabarnak!

- Yeah. That's exactly what I said.

(Doug sighing) And we have a baby coming.

Eva's cousin, he's got a job

opportunity at an insurance company.

- Oh, Dougie boy

- I mean...

- Dougie boy!

I love you so

- Got beaten.

(drumroll) He beat me.

I have to make responsible decisions.

(crowd applauding and cheering)

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