Goodbye, Columbus Page #2
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- Year:
- 1969
- 102 min
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- Yeah? What was the matter with it?
- It was bumpy.
- A lot?
- No.
I was pretty, and now I'm prettier.
My brother's having his fixed in the fall.
Does he want to be prettier?
Sorry, sorry. I don't mean to sound
facetious, but why's he doing it?
Because he wants to.
Unless he decides to become
a gym teacher, but he won't.
We all look like my father.
his nose fixed too?
- Why are you being so nasty?
- I'm not nasty. My goodness.
I'm suave and sophisticated.
Do I sound nasty?
Now, about your nose,
what does it cost to get it fixed?
A thousand dollars, unless you
go to a butcher. Why?
Well, I have to see if you got
your money's worth.
If I let you kiss me,
would you stop being so nasty?
- I don't always do that.
- Why'd you do it now?
I felt like it.
Feel like it again?
No.
Is that the end of our date?
I don't feel like having a date tonight.
There's my house.
- Come to the club tomorrow.
- I'm not a member.
Be my guest.
- What time?
- Two o'clock.
Mrs. Jerome Lorry,
Mrs. Jerome Lorry, telephone.
Doris, do you know that's
coming out in a comic-book form?
- What are you doing here?
- I'm visiting.
Who?
- You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
- Oh, I am.
You were crazy before,
but you were never pushy.
That's my new career.
I'm gonna be a social climber.
Elliot Tollger, Elliot Tollger, telephone.
- Hi, come on in.
- Hello. Give me your glasses.
I should break
the damn things. I hate them.
I should've worn
You could have your eyes fixed.
- Are you gonna start that again?
- I already did.
Hey, Doris, hold this
for Brenda, will you?
I'm not her slave.
Doris, I've wanted to tell you
something for a long time now.
You're a pain in the ass.
Well, that's very nice. Thank you.
After I invite you to the club.
That was yesterday.
Well, what about last year?
- Is that Doris?
- Yeah, she's peeling.
- Yeah, I noticed.
- She's gonna have her skin fixed.
- No, don't do it. Don't, don't...
- I've got something unbelievable.
once a year
so my parents can't complain
her parents don't look after me.
You mean, you don't live
with your parents?
They moved to Arizona.
Arizona? I didn't think anybody
lived there. I mean, any Jewish people.
Only cowboys?
Yeah, and people with asthma.
Which is why they moved there.
To be cowboys with asthma.
You're so stupid.
- That's terrific.
- Why?
I don't know. I guess it
gives them a lot in common.
Only their asthma.
Which is more than most
married couples seem to have.
Why does it seem to bother you?
- What?
- The subject of marriage.
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