Good Time Max Page #2

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Still got it.

# Let the pain escape...

Look at that.

# Takes the worry away

Oh, good God, he smells.

- So how you feelin'?

- OK.

- Nice palace, Doctor.

- All right, just give it a chance.

# Verbinski's livin' in the ghetto

Shut up.

Hi. I'm Max Verbinski.

I'm here to see the guy who's hiring.

Come on in.

Basically I think I'm, like,

the best guy around at computers.

I mean, if you hire me, I-I...

I'm pretty confident that, uh,

I'll advance very rapidly,

because, well, I think I can pretty much say

I'm better and faster

than anybody else you have here.

Well, actually, uh,

I took this personality test

when I was a kid,

and basically they said

I was, like, one in a million.

Except for my brother.

He's pretty smart.

So, like, one of two in a million.

We'll try you out.

Great. Great.

All right.

Well, put her there, boss.

And punch and duck.

Bend those knees.

Adam, I got it!

- Excellent.

- Wait one second.

Now swing your arms.

Come on, work out with me.

It'll make you feel good.

Come on, girls.

Yeah, I'm gonna be making a tenth

of what I was making before,

but I feel a lot cleaner now.

Well, that's great.

Welcome to the responsible world.

Now... let's do 50 crunches, right now.

Wow, glad you're excited.

Ah, it's good to be at work.

- Hey, Bob.

- Hi, Max. Catch the Lakers?

- Yeah. Go Kobe. Janet.

- Hi, Max. Getting all settled in?

Yeah, I'm gettin' there.

Howdy, Wally.

- Maximus, how's it hangin'?

- It's hangin' pretty well, partner.

Hey there, Thor.

- Skeet, how are ya, buddy?

- Fine.

I'm pretty fine myself.

I'm just glad to be here at MBM.

Ha-ha.

Hey, Max. Just makin' sure

your first week's runnin' smoothly.

- Hey, Bruce. It's goin' A-OK.

- Good.

Skeet, saw your latest designs.

Yeah?

Phew!

Ken doll bastard.

That's funny, man.

That's pretty funny.

- How do you do it?

- What?

Aren't you bored out of your mind?

This will make things exciting.

Aw, no, no, no. I can't do that.

Drugs are bad.

Suit yourself.

You suit yourself.

Hey, bro.

Wanna go to a movie?

No way. I'm beat.

I'm goin' to bed.

Wha?

You're not even gonna work out?

Come on,

let's do 50 crunches right now.

Yeah, right, Hercules.

Not tonight.

The night's young...

Just go hang out

with your friends from work.

- They're all nerds.

- You need to make friends, Max.

Look at this mess.

What, did you sh*t all over the kitchen?

Max! OK. OK, good.

Max, come on. Come here.

Man, this is so hot.

Oh, man, that's sick.

Gore-Gore Girls.

It's the f***ing best.

Sometimes when I'm alone,

I call myself Luke.

I'm just f***in' with ya.

But I could do some serious damage

to Carrie Fisher.

Oh, yeah.

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